Longest hassles
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| if i get this, im amazed. higghhhh :) im glad this made this to you. i want you to remember. i like rememebering the good times. okay so we live in this apartment with stefan and his brother and lexxi and rachel is moving in soon. do you still talk to them? gauge is 10 months and already 24lbs. i cant beleive he'll be like 10 or 11 when i get this. if it actually gets sent. ive gotten a ton of dermals, my cheek and chest, that be the sickness if i still had them lol. shit is the illsicknastiest in my life. its good. im trying to get my life together, get a car and house. working at dunkin, was that the right move? hows my mom? i hope my dad is still around, gotta remember though, he was happy, he had a good life. i love him so much, my mom is kindaa welll you know, but she is a good mom. i cant even fathom where ill bee. i wonder if im still a pot head. that be funny shit if i was. oh future me, be happy. i hope i do something with myself. idk what i want myself to remember. you cant love what you dont know, stay faded. renee-izzle likes the thizzle. are you happy? did you marry? how many kids do i have now? dont look back, everything happened for a reason, we made the right choices. go to a rave! lol tell me if theyre still the same. go get a sick tattoo. get something peirced. i love you (uh meee) roughly every 3650 days | dear 30-year-old me. will i still be in love with the same old guy i knew back then? will he still be the jerk that he is today? will i ever find the strength to forgive him and let go of all the painful memories? will i still be loving the same guy after all those years? :'( roughly every 3650 days |
| Are there men on mars already? What are the plans? roughly every 3650 days | Well, today I discovered HassleMe. Hopefully it'll be enough to get my ass in gear, but who knows. Decided, what the hell, I'll write a letter to my future self. Hopefully you're still using the same e-mail address in 10 years... I'll send this to my professional address, just in case... we all know the hotmail address has gotta go one day. I just finished writing my second exam of my second semester of first year at U of G. Wow, that's a mouthful. It was Psych, you know, the class I never did any of the readings in but somehow still managed an 80% first semester? and I'm in the middle of switching to psychology to, remember that? And minoring in anthropology. Because English sucks, and those people are all crazy? Yeah. Not to mention I'm probably going to fail English... and philosophy... because I'm freaking lazy and didn't do any of the work. Do you remember that too? Yeah, I bet you do. Or maybe you don't, were you trying to forget that? Sorry. Am I an editor like I planned to be? Have I published a book? Have I even FINISHED a book? How's little sis doing, still annoying? Is she in vet school like she planned? Are you still riding? Did you manage to get enough money to buy that horse? And how are your friends? What about Maddy? Have you talked to her lately? Or Christina? Bailey? Sarah? Sam? Anybody? I don't know why I bother asking questions, it's not like I'm gonna get an answer. haha. Remember that no matter what happened with your life, it was the right thing. You can't change anything, so stop stressing about mistakes. You were meant to make them, so stop worrying about it, stop going through the "what if"s or you'll make yourself crazy. You're awesome and amazing, so don't worry about what anybody thinks of you. It's your life, not their's, so why should their opinion matter? Do what you want to do. And write yourself another letter! Let's see where we are in another 10 years. roughly every 3650 days |
| Dear Danielle. I wrote this when I was 16. In 3650 days, how old will I be? 26. That is way to far in the future for me... Just thinking that far ahead scares me... 26 huh? Wow. Right now I am in my environmental studies. Brittany is sitting next to me working on her crap. I'm supposed to be working on my crap, but I'm not. I don't really want to... I wonder if I'll get this... 10 years from now will I have the same E-mail address? Will I remember Aol_is_the_best@yahoo.com? I hope I do... That would be nice. I feel sick. 26. That is so old! I just can't imagine myself that old. Maybe 20 or so, but 26?! I'd be just a few years younger than my mom. Will I remember everything? Will I remember this school? All my (crapy) friends? I hope I do. Even though this isn't the best time of my life, I wish it would last forever. I don't ever want to be a non-teenager. I guess I have a bad case of the Peter Pan complex. Haha, when I'm 26 my brother will be 33! Ahahaha! He's such an old man!! My sister will be 28. Haha, being younger has its advantages! Will I still really suck at spelling? What will my job be? Did I get into UC Humbolt? Am I happy? Am I hella' bad ass? Do I still represent the Bay Area? Is the rap still good? Did I finally lose that 20 pounds I wanted gone? Am I still the tallest chick in the neighborhood at 6'0"? How's mom? And Ken? Is he still talking about the "Building blocks"? Have you ever used that saying? YOU BETTER NOT HAVE!!! DON'T GIVE IN!!! Anyways, older Danielle, have you adopted any kids from a foreign country? Are the boys still chasing you? (don't give in!) Do you remember all the teachers at New Tech? Miss Coffin, Miss Polack, Mr. Federico, Mr. Bynum, Mr. Davis, and then all the senior teachers that I don't have yet? Are you still polite? Did Omar ever go to the prom with you? Where do you live? Is it cold? Does it rain a lot? Are the summers too hot? Are you rich? Are you even alive? Haha, if I died before this thing gets sent out... wellll.... Maybe some day someone will find it.... Okay, well, I'm going to sign out now 'cause I have work to do. I know you are disappointed, I'm sure you would like to remember some more stuff from 27 years ago. Well, have this: Bridgette is being all emo and it's really annoying. She's a drag to have around sometimes. She's always so angry like "I hate this school!" or "Fuck the world" Things like that that make it not fun to hang around her, and she always hangs around Brittany. Anyways I'm going to go now!!!!!!! ByeBye!!! ((Oh yeah! What happened in Bleach??? I'm so excited for the next chapter!!! What's gonna happen!??? I must knowwww!!!!) Anyway, bye bye for real this time!!! roughly every 3650 days | Dom, 28 now (18 when writing) and how far are you? Did all your dreams for this age come true? What are you still working on? Are you still in love with the same guy or has someone else stolen your heart? Done uni or are you still working at it? Today you should sit down and think about you are and who you used to be. Think about who you want to be and what your future goals are now and what goals your achieved from today. Hold on to what is good girl, you know you are wonderful! Did you get everything you wanted? Do you still love the same music? What about food? Still drawing? How is that going? Remember to always see that you improved! If your parents are still around hug them and tell them you love them. If they are gone talk to them and be sure to bring them flowers. I know if they are gone it will have been so hard for you but hold on hun. They will always be there even if they can't be 'there'. How is that beautiful body by the way? Did you ever get in shape and into the clothes you wanted? Do you eat well? Any friends now? Remember how you used to think you never had any? Hold on them! Are you 'uncool' to the teens now? How is fashion now and what about the video games! Still love Secret of Mana? Always remember to return to your roots. Also, get a damn garden if you don't have one! You know you want to eat healthy but also cheaply! Plus, it's fun. Do you have a family now? Do you still want one if not? How is the money situation? Remember spending the summer in your room when you weren't working at the 'farm', on the computer cause you used all your spare money on ebay? Did you learn from that? Are you close with your brothers? If not, go call them! Right now! You can read the rest later! What pets do you have now? What happened to Tofu (Fu bear!)? I bet he was still the best kitty in the world. Did you ever get to meet your online friends? Learn to drive? Still hate it? Did you are ever move to Ottawa or are you still in Quebec? Learn to speak spanish yet? Are you still a packrat? Do you still love sex? Ever find out what all those physical problems with you were? Still love to dress up? Still have all the old friends? How are they doing? Still love teddies? Sleep with them still? Have you finally learned to be mature? Remember to be thankful for everything you have and not be jealous for all the stuff you don’t. Happiness is what you make it and you are only happy if you want to be. Did you ever change those bad habits: Spending money (learned to save?), acting/saying before thinking, eating junk, etc? Do you still have the same fears? What about what makes you happy now? Remember to look at your time capsules and remember how things were back then. How full is that memory trunk now? Be sure to look at that too. How did college go and uni? Anyways, I’m sure there is lots more but maybe I will write another in the future. Promise to think happy and take care of yourself. D roughly every 3650 days |
| SMILE!!! roughly every 3650 days | Dear Older Me, So I found this hassle website on stumble and I thought it was a pretty good idea but since I don't really have anything I want to be reminded of consistently, I guess I'll steal another girl's idea and write a letter to the future me. 3650 days is ten years, so when I'm reading this the next time I'll be 28 (just in case I forget how to do simple math). Its my first year at UCLA and I absolutely love it. I wonder where the future will find me. Did I end up going to med school? Did I get a ph.D? Did I major in history of religion, or psychology, or neuroscience or cognitive science? Did I finally meet a guy that I like? Am I married by now? Wow, what a weird thought to be married. Maybe I even have kids? I wonder if they're adopted. How is my darling little sister doing? What college did my sister end up at? She must be out of it by now. She's my favorite person ever, such a sweetheart. Am I still friends with Mel? Monica? Jon and Daniel and Lauren? Hopefully I've lived on the east coast for a time being. Hopefully I've traveled a little more. Maybe I've even spent a year or two in the peace korp. Did I ever organize a family trip to India? Have I fallen in love? Can I speak multiple languages? Sail a boat? Fix cars? Have I met the Dalai Lama? Learned to cook? Gone skydiving? Written a book? Maybe I've worked as a journalist or participated in a political protest or lived like a homeless person, just to experience it. Maybe I got a job as a waitress, or bartender. Did I get my motorcycle and pilot's licences? Maybe I slept polyphasicly for a while. Hopefully I went on an archaeological dig. How's my father doing? I'm sure he's done some amazing things in these ten years. How about my mother? I love them both so much. Hope I've ridden a hot air balloon, lived in a monastary, gone scuba diving, worked on a farm. And hopefully I don't flunk out of college because I'm writing this e-mail instead of studying for W09 finals! Love, Sunny roughly every 3650 days |
| Remember: Roommates equals loves! :] WEAR THE GOOD SHIRT! USE THE GOOD MUG! roughly every 3650 days | dont talk back take my pill and say yes mame dont lie roughly every 3650 days |
| What's up man. (not really a question, thus not deserving of a question mark). (was that period punctually correct?). I am the 18 year old you and you know me better than anyone, so you should be expecting what I'm about to ask you right now. Have you carved your name into history yet? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, OR THEN IT WILL NOT BE AS PERFECT AS IT SHOULD BE. GET GOING NOW!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE TRUTH? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?! YOU DID NOT FAIL YET, BUT YOU'RE ON THE PATH TO FAILURE! PLEASE, FOR ME, START NOW. OR YOU'LL BE FORGOTTEN FOREVER. If the plan is going along smoothly, then good job. I am proud of you, but don't get too cocky and stop now. You probably still have a long way to go. Good luck. p.s: gmail is still alive? and how is HassleMe even alive? roughly every 3650 days | Your probably dead or doing something more important than reading emails you sent to yourself when you were thirteen, but are you in shape yet? roughly every 3650 days |
| SMILE!!! roughly every 3650 days | What about global warming? Did it happen? Did they do anything about it? roughly every 3650 days |
| once upon a time you wanted to die roughly every 3599 days | How old are you now? roughly every 3500 days |
| Hello Future Me! I'm sending this from June 6, 2010. School's almost over, I'm going to Dal soon! I hope it's going to be fun! & I hope I find an amazing woman! Oh, if said amazing woman is there; hi (: <3 Also, take her out on a date! Don't forget to buy a Baby Grand Piano! Gotta keep up on your musical prowess, I'm sure that's how you got that amazing woman in the first place! I'm right aren't I? You dog. I hope that Mum, Dad, and Kenzie are doing well! Anyway, hope life is good, cause I'm trying pretty hard to make it that way. You're fucking welcome. :D Much love, 17 year old you PS. Shave. Also, get in shape. Tough love. roughly every 3000 days | I hope we are still friends. roughly every 2500 days |
| how old are you? roughly every 2500 days | DO. YOUR. FUCKING. HOMEWORK. ...bitch. roughly every 1826 days |
| Hey future me, right now, I'm 16 years old, it's less than a week till my 17th birthday. I'm looking forward to the concerts and comedy gigs I've got lined up for this year, Lady Gaga, Biffy Clyro, Mitchell and Webb and more I hope! The book I’m reading right now is, the Amulet of Samarkand, (the bartimaeus trilogy) by Jonathan Stroud. What’re you reading? I'm not looking forward to how cold the water at stoney cove is going to be when I do my open water dive in April, but I am looking forward to getting my qualification and diving in warmer climates. Also you better have done some underwater photography 'cause it looks amazing! So what're you doing right now?? It's five years in the future; it's your 22nd birthday soon (god damn you're OLD!) What're you doing with you're life? What colour is your hair now? Did you get good grades in college? Did you make better friends with the people in your class? Are you still friends with any of them? Do you still like the same kind of music you do now? How’s the mac holding up? Have you tried smoking? Drugs? Have you fallen in love yet? Have you even had a boyfriend? or a girlfriend? Are you still friends with Luke? Alice? Amy? Suzie? Did you make up with Emma? Why was she mad anyway? Did you go to uni? What’re you studying? Did you ever do psychology? Take a gap year? Travel? Volunteer for the Samaritans? Did you ever go into recovery? If not maybe you should, This is causing you and others around you so much pain right now but you just weren’t ready to break free. You know recovery won’t work unless you want it to so I hope you’ve reached a point where you are ready. –hugs from the past you- <3 OH! Has Alice married Lloyd? Did you break up with turnip? I’m sure she must’ve done. Do you even know Jo anymore? Has anyone else got married? Found love? Had kids? You better not be married you’re too young! You’ve probably got a job now haven’t you!? What do you do? I hope you enjoy it, if not quit! Do you still have Archie and Ollie? If you do, go find them and give them hugs now! What’s midge up to? He’ll be 20 now! Do you still call him midge? Did he do well in his GCSEs and get into KEGS? Did he go to uni? I’m sure he did, is he studying medicine? Or does he want to be a teacher? Or something different entirely? Are you happy?? Oh you better not change your email, or die or anything before this gets to you, I know that’s not much motivation to keep living but there are lots of people that care about you even if they don’t always show it. Love yourself. Oh and you better not have gotten fat or I will have to come down there and kick some serious future butt! I hope you’re having a good life and nobody was reading this over your shoulder, if they are, I’m sorry! Well see you in 5 years! xxxxx roughly every 1826 days | Today is December 15, 2009. I'm your 24-year-old self, and you're almost 30. Is your ass in gear? Have you been living up to your potential? If not, what the hell are you doing just sitting there? You better have your masters' degree and plans for your PhD. No, it sure as hell isn't a lofty goal. You're almost 30, and when you were 15 you believed you'd have completed your PhD by then. You MUST have stopped smoking by now. Are you exercising? Eating right? You only live once, make sure you're hot while living it. No, 30 isn't too old. You still have more than half your life left. Give your parents a call! The purpose of life is a life of purpose. I love you. -R roughly every 1825 days |
| You know, you signed up for this crazy hassle to be delivered to you 5 years from now... Its kind of like looking into the future, isn't it? Well, anyway, good look in 2013.. I hope things are going well between you and Kyriaelison. You know, she loves you, and you love her too. Please God, don't let it have changes. You two are happy together. If you're not with her anymore, you better still be a virgin, and you better go after her ass. You ain't gonna find another fucking girl as wonderful as she is and you know it. You love her, go after her. Did whatever cockslut you're dating now. You deserve better. roughly every 1825 days | Hi, self. I don't really know what I'm doing, right now. Well, I mean, I know I'm babysitting for Quinton and Leah. And I know I'm sitting here on the computer, half watching them play with that old train/car set of mine and half doing this. And I'm also listening to 'Easy to Fall in Love' by Brighten. Do you still like them? If not, what's wrong with you? Go back and listen to them! Anyway, I'm feeling pretty good. I'm wearing that tank top Mom gave me (us?) when we went to that country festival with Gretchen Wilson (it says Here 4 the Party on it!) and some old red sweats that I originally got for band camp sophomore year, but never actually wore. Haha, if you put an h into 'wore' it would be 'whore' and that's sort of immature, but whatever. Did you ever get back together with Josh? I hope so. He was such a sweetheart, and I miss him a lot. I mean, I know we're still friends and see each other on a regular basis, but. I miss him. Do you remember Ryden? You know, the inside joke with Marah, your bestest best best friend ever? Speaking of Ryden, how's Panic at the Disco doing? Are they still your favorite band? Have they had any albums since Pretty. Odd.? I know that they're working on an album right now, but who knows if they'll actually complete it. The date is June 24, 2009 by the way. I wonder what day it will be when you get this. It’ll be in 2014, wow. How old are you (me)? You must be 21, huh? Wow. 21. As legal as it gets. Did you go to Chicago for college? Did you get your double-major in Elementary Education and Creative Writing, with a minor in Journalism? Are you a Kindergarten teacher at this very moment? If you are, how is it? I hope it's as awesome as I imagine it to be. Have you written an award winning novel yet? If not, do you have any ideas stored away? Is Stephen King still your favorite writer? Is Grandma Ginny still alive? She's doing pretty badly right now; the doctor says she might have some sort of cancer in her arm. I don't know if mom could handle that. She took Grandpa and Aunt Fran dying pretty badly, she might crack if Grandma Ginny dies. What's happening with Ann? Is she still married to that piece of scum (Robert)? Have you gotten over your distaste for her? I mean, I know she's done a lot of shitty stuff the past couple of years, but she’s still your older sister. And how about Leah and Quinton? They must be 9 and 10, geez. I can't imagine them being that old. Do you see them anymore? Do they still think you're the best ever? Is Quinton still a scaredy-cat? How about Leah, is she still a dare-devil? Where are they living now? I think I should put some stuff in here that I like right now, or remember, so I'll have a laugh when I'm older. Remember when Matt asked you out? Ugh. I still feel bad for turning him down. And Freckles, too! He asked me to a party two days later! Blaaaah. Do you even remember who Freckles is anymore? He was Dillon, just in case you forgot. What's happening with Kelsee and Marah? They are (were?) your two best friends, you know. Did Kels follow you to college like she planned on doing? Did she get over her odd fear of boys and get a boyfriend? Did she ever go out with Queso (Casey)? And how's Marah? No, not Marah, I never call her that. How's Jo? Or, shall I say how's Marco? How's the Brendon to my Ryan? Is she alright? Did she get a boyfriend? Is she still the same sweet girl you knew/know? And what about Ling-Ling (Emily)? Did you stay friends with her, or did you sort of drift away? She's best friends with Josh, which you always thought was sort of odd. Once again, did you get back together with him? Did he ask you out? Did you accept if he did? If you don't remember, you went out with him (officially) from September 27th to February 9th, but he had asked you to Homecoming during the first week of school. He came to your 16th birthday party, too, and you sat on his lap. He was your first boyfriend, the first boy to ever have any interest in you, actually. You were in love with him, a little bit. You never told him, though; because you were afraid he wouldn't say it back. Are you still afraid of things like that? Of rejection? Of people not liking you and pushing you away because of it? Do you still do everything in your power to make other people happy, even if you hate whatever you're doing? I hope not. It's sort of a miserable existence. Um, whatever happened to Celina and Colin (Domagalski)? I know you don't talk much to Ceena anymore (and you never talk to Colin, except for when you go to basketball games with Kelsee and you're there for when she gives the cupcakes to the players), but maybe that changed at some point in time. Do you still have a certain type of boy that you like? At the moment, it's tall, gangly, lanky, skinny boys with swishy-ish hair and nice eyes. You like big, long hands (not for what they say about them!) and you especially like them if they're musical. Lip rings are pretty awesome, but only if it's one on the side. Tattoos are also awesome, as long as they're not totally outrageous. Did you ever get the tattoo that you wanted? My heart's pretty set on a couple on my wrists. Do you still use postcrossing.com? That would be pretty awesome if you did! And if you don't, you should start that up again. Do you have a boyfriend? Is he nice? Sweet? Cute? Do you love him? Does he love you? Do you think you'll marry him? If you don't have a boyfriend, go out and get one! You're old enough, go to a club! Go dancing for the night! Have a drink, meet some guys! Just don't get raped. Speaking of drinks, since you're 21 and all, do you drink? Beer? Wine? Martinis and other assorted fruity drinks? If you haven't done it yet, try a panty-dropper sometime. They're supposed to be really awesome. Did Ann ever take you out drinking for your 21st birthday? I know she really wanted to. Hopefully I'm still a strong atheist, I'm sure I will be, actually. I don't think I'll be so confused or upset that I have to turn to religion to help myself. Do I still think the same about religion? My thoughts on it: it's only for the weak-minded and those who don't want to take the blame for their actions, it is a foolish and dangerous business, and it serves as a mental crutch for most people. Do I still weigh around 100 pounds? I hope so. I've been getting these odd love handle things for a little while now, and I want them gone. I've been making an effort to take my vitamins and drink a lot of water and get plenty of exercise as of late. Hopefully it'll have worked! Do I have a good job, if I'm not a teacher yet? Where do I live? In a house? In a dorm? Maybe the studio apartment stuffed with personality that I've always dreamed about? Do I live with my boyfriend? With Kelsee? With new friends? With just myself? Do I have pets? If not, why don't I get a kitten? Even some fish would be pretty great. If you're fat, please get off your ass and start working out. Seriously, it's disgusting to be so overweight, and you'll look ugly! Do you remember Leah Stalker? She asked me to be her rose carrier next year! I'm so excited! She's such a sweet girl; I hope we're friends for a long while. Haha, it’s so funny that I keep switching from saying ‘you should’ to ‘I should’ in this thing! Did you ever take a class in Latin? Did you go through with the trip to Germany senior year (because you took the German class)? Do you remember IHABLCOY and IFLY? You better still love Disney movies! How’s the drawing going? Have you given it up? Do you still practice sometimes? Did you ever take classes for it like mom wanted you to? I think I’ll start up a journal today, so I can just let go for a change. Not a written one, and not one online either. It’ll just be saved on the computer. Maybe I can lock it or put some weird protection on it or something. Um, did you ever go back to Disneyworld? Remember, make sure to save your money away so you don’t go broke, and always live life to its fullest! You’re an awesome person no matter what you might think! roughly every 1825 days |
| Although this amount of time is not very much in retrospect, you must still check that your goals as a younger person have been accomplished. Please tell me you graduated from uni and have found a decent job. Please say that the uni loans aren't too bad and that you are still living in London because you know in your heart going back is not an option. If things have gone correctly, you should be married by now. Did you choose love? money? a visa? Is it someone you know now? Because J is a really sweet guy and if he let you, things might be amazing between you. B is a really great guy and really well off and so helpful, but you know he would probably chuck you for any little reason. That's the thing about the English..they don't seem to fully understand the concept of love. It's not like you are the one to teach them though. Are you thinner? Have the pills been working? I know it's something we will always work on, but maybe by now, you have found someone like A who loves you because of these flaws. Do you still feel like you should not have let him go? how are your friends? Did you ever make up with V? Are you still friends with E? Or did you fuck it up again? How are J and A back in America? What are you sisters doing? MKP should be in the career market now...is she making you proud to be her older sister? Is the youngest one doing alright? Is she behaving better? Does she still hate you? Hopefully by this time she can better understand that you had to leave. If you didn't you probably would have died there. Please. Please, just tell me live doesn't turn out to be as horrible as it seems like it will end up. I hope you've learned to love yourself. - You're 21/22 year old self. roughly every 1810 days | Although this amount of time is not very much in retrospect, you must still check that your goals as a younger person have been accomplished. Please tell me you graduated from uni and have found a decent job. Please say that the uni loans aren't too bad and that you are still living in London because you know in your heart going back is not an option. If things have gone correctly, you should be married by now. Did you choose love? money? a visa? Is it someone you know now? Because J is a really sweet guy and if he let you, things might be amazing between you. B is a really great guy and really well off and so helpful, but you know he would probably chuck you for any little reason. That's the thing about the English..they don't seem to fully understand the concept of love. It's not like you are the one to teach them though. Are you thinner? Have the pills been working? I know it's something we will always work on, but maybe by now, you have found someone like A who loves you because of these flaws. Do you still feel like you should not have let him go? how are your friends? Did you ever make up with V? Are you still friends with E? Or did you fuck it up again? How are J and A back in America? What are you sisters doing? MKP should be in the career market now...is she making you proud to be her older sister? Is the youngest one doing alright? Is she behaving better? Does she still hate you? Hopefully by this time she can better understand that you had to leave. If you didn't you probably would have died there. Please. Please, just tell me live doesn't turn out to be as horrible as it seems like it will end up. I hope you've learned to love yourself. - You're 21/22 year old self. roughly every 1810 days |
| I'm going to get this shortly before college graduation. Wow. Today is April 6, 2009, freshman year. I'm 18. Goals: get certified in bartending, yoga, and Pilates. Start a dance company! Have an awesome boyfriend, at least for a while. I hope I weigh less than 140 without doing anything stupid to get there. I hope I'm still in touch with Kim, Cory, Arianna, and Suzanne. I hope Suzanne is still alive... since she's so messed up right now. I hope I'm happy and I've found my place and what I want to do. I hope switching to Gallatin was right for me. I hope I still dance, choreograph, draw, and write (even though I've not been doing much of any of those). I wonder if I went to Italy. Do I still intend to stay in NYC? Do I have a new dog? Did I legally change my name from Erin to Eryn? Am I still completely broke and dependent or have I found a decent way to make money? Have I found a way to make money doing what I love when I graduate? What do I love now? Right now so much of my focus is on being healthy and loving life. Am I healthy and do I love life? Do I do good things for myself and others? Am I proud of myself for who and what I have become? I hope so. So, future self, hello and goodbye. ~Eryn roughly every 1111 days | Dang your 30 years Old remember when we thought 30 was old! OK Hey you probably forgot all about this day... Your probably are sitting there thinking where did this email come from? It’s me! Well You then... So you were sitting there at the office thinking about vacation and having a family and your life up till this point and what your future will be like. I’ve been married to Tim now for 52 days! Remember then. Could it get any better? Did it get bad? If we have kids go give them a hug and go buy them a video game to play with daddy. Please tell me i'm a size 6? I know i’m working out even after kids right? I am also a non smoker still right? I know it was only a year nonsmoking but I wouldn’t go back right? I want you to do some things for me that I didn’t do when I was 26 i’m going to list 10 things and you go do them I don’t care what day or time this email shows up start just pick one but get them all done in the next 30 days! Or ill hassle you again (you know I will) maybe I already did! 1. Go get the best cup of coffee ever take Tim with you and tell him all about this email talk about your first date remember the last time you two sat and enjoyed a cup of coffee together? 2. Attempt to make lamb for Tim 3. Go to the cabinet and take 3 shots of what ever is in there you non drinking pussy! 4. Now call your mom and talk to her. Anytime she upsets you take another shot! Stay on the phone for 30 min or until she hangs up or you’re too drunk to talk 5. Call her back and apologies another day! 6. Do the same thing with Annie Nicole Julie Sarah Erica or visit if close by! But the shots must be there too. 7. Plan skydiving don’t just say your gonna go plan it do it!!! 8. Go to where you had your last cigarette ever (assuming your stubborn ass still don’t smoke) sit and enjoy how far you have come! 9. If we have kids take them somewhere for a fun time! Maybe the malls play land if it’s still cool LOVE THEM TEACH THEM GROW THEM! Be a good parent the best!! 10. Turn on your IPOD and listen to that stupid Taylor Swift album Fearless remember how it made you feel when you were young! Ok that’s all I can think of right now but future self I probably hate past me for so much but forgive yourself if you haven’t yet. You are a good person you weren’t always but you are and you disserve to be happy. Stop being hard on yourself be nicer to everyone and just LET GO AND LET GOD! roughly every 1095 days |
| Forget about this? I knew it would make a nice surprise. It's like a time capsule without getting your hands dirty. Well just before that snowday and second semester of your first year, this is what was on your mind: •the beatles •brown paper bag poems •Will I ever get good at guitar? •scared to choose a direction and dive in. I see beautiful potential everywhere that I am terrified to disrupt •Unusually boisterous and disorganized. please tell me you're confidant, humble, and more collected •married? •did you wait? •How has your time at City Church developed? •Acting? •Studio? •...did Grandmother live to see me graduate?.. •did you stop "mashing" bumps on your face like she always hassled you about? •who am I going to be? •why have I always been different? Did you ever come to a full conclusion? •Juliet •Robin •Brooke •Logan •Ben •Wooten •Has kyle changed? •Still most of the same friends? •Have you found her? •anything unexpected? •Travels since Moldova '09 • Did you sort yourself out, stop analyzing everything, and actually be someone you would love to be around? •are you funny, teasing, competitive, witty, and enthusiastic? •Are you strong and tough, emotionally controlled, sexy (charisma), and mysterious? roughly every 1095 days | Live a nice life! roughly every 1000 days |
| Hi Future Me! roughly every 1000 days | You are beautiful :) roughly every 1000 days |
| strut roughly every 1000 days | Go study for west civ, and play with your biffffer kyjjj. and honestly, honestly, do you think robots are going to take over the world? €€€€€€€€€€ € roughly every 1000 days |
| eat roughly every 999 days | SMILE!!! roughly every 912 days |
| Change your underwear, fool! roughly every 900 days | Slap the person next to you(preferably to the left, if not the right shall do) roughly every 824 days |
| My dearest Molly, You are wonderful and it is ok that you are human. Forgive yourself. Every day is beautiful and although I know you know this in your soul, seriousness and worry plague you. I hope by now you have learned to address these things and overcome them. I'm working on it for you. I hope you end up finding this semester off was a good decision. Are there bad decisions? Hold on to the things that empower you. Let go of things that are heavy. These are the things I am trying to fix for you. Like mom would say "put down that bag of bricks". I love you. Lots of people love you. Lets have another beautiful day. roughly every 800 days | It's May 11, 2012. The end of the world is today. Hope you prayed last night! roughly every 784 days |
| Belive as it has been 777 days since you signed up for this. Remember that you loved life and couldn't think of anything better to learn and experience more of God's love and the beauty of his creation. You are older but the future is bright and anything is possible. Don't loose motivation, and don't loose hope. You are loved and have been blessed. Don't forget. roughly every 777 days | www.hassleme.co.uk roughly every 730 days |
| Today is Nov. 15, 2009. In exactly 5 months and one day you'll (finally) be graduating from college! Hope it's as wonderful as you always imagined. Don't let the student loans destroy you, God will always provide. Work your ass off to get the job you dream of, no matter what it is. You didn't work this hard to get through college to end up in a shitty job. If you're still single - keep your head up. God has someone in store for you that is worth waiting for. Don't settle for anyone less than you deserve. Remember Cory and how wonderful he was? Think of him when you question if you'll ever find someone perfect for you. If you're still thinking about law school, go for it! You've had a long enough break now; go back or you never will. Remember that sometimes you choose change and sometimes it happens for you, but it always ends up routine; the chaos doesn't last forever. Think back to McCuddy's class when making an ethical decision, because you know you'll have to, and you know what you need to do. Remember that standing up for what is right sometimes means you are standing alone. (You've been there before and can do it again). Don't ever get overwhelmed by money and forget where you came from. Don't judge those around you, especially your family for not having what you do or not doing what you've done. Don't forget to give back to God the way he gave back to you!!! Remember the last semester of college God provided for you so you didn't have to quit again. Give back to Him and give back to the Church. And if you ever have the money, don't forget the times you smiled when dreaming about paying off a strangers bills because you wish someone had done it for you. Don't forget that you smiled about paying someone's grocery bill in the line in front of you or that you smiled about setting up a scholarship fund for students regardless of GPA. You had an amazing roller-coaster of a ride to get to where you are and I hope it's somewhere fantastic. (Just incase you're still in Valpo - I am too right now, and I am STILL somewhere fantastic). Remember that it's not always geographic. roughly every 730 days | Today is Nov. 15, 2009. In exactly 5 months and one day you'll (finally) be graduating from college! Hope it's as wonderful as you always imagined. Don't let the student loans destroy you, God will always provide. Work your ass off to get the job you dream of, no matter what it is. You didn't work this hard to get through college to end up in a shitty job. If you're still single - keep your head up. God has someone in store for you that is worth waiting for. Don't settle for anyone less than you deserve. Remember Cory and how wonderful he was? Think of him when you question if you'll ever find someone perfect for you. If you're still thinking about law school, go for it! You've had a long enough break now; go back or you never will. Remember that sometimes you choose change and sometimes it happens for you, but it always ends up routine; the chaos doesn't last forever. Think back to McCuddy's class when making an ethical decision, because you know you'll have to, and you know what you need to do. Remember that standing up for what is right sometimes means you are standing alone. (You've been there before and can do it again). Don't ever get overwhelmed by money and forget where you came from. Don't judge those around you, especially your family for not having what you do or not doing what you've done. Don't forget to give back to God the way he gave back to you!!! Remember the last semester of college God provided for you so you didn't have to quit again. Give back to Him and give back to the Church. And if you ever have the money, don't forget the times you smiled when dreaming about paying off a strangers bills because you wish someone had done it for you. Don't forget that you smiled about paying someone's grocery bill in the line in front of you or that you smiled about setting up a scholarship fund for students regardless of GPA. You had an amazing roller-coaster of a ride to get to where you are and I hope it's somewhere fantastic. (Just incase you're still in Valpo - I am too right now, and I am STILL somewhere fantastic). Remember that it's not always geographic. roughly every 730 days |
| Today is Nov. 15, 2009. In exactly 5 months and one day you'll (finally) be graduating from college! Hope it's as wonderful as you always imagined. Don't let the student loans destroy you, God will always provide. Work your ass off to get the job you dream of, no matter what it is. You didn't work this hard to get through college to end up in a shitty job. If you're still single - keep your head up. God has someone in store for you that is worth waiting for. Don't settle for anyone less than you deserve. Remember Cory and how wonderful he was? Think of him when you question if you'll ever find someone perfect for you. If you're still thinking about law school, go for it! You've had a long enough break now; go back or you never will. Remember that sometimes you choose change and sometimes it happens for you, but it always ends up routine; the chaos doesn't last forever. Think back to McCuddy's class when making an ethical decision, because you know you'll have to, and you know what you need to do. Remember that standing up for what is right sometimes means you are standing alone. (You've been there before and can do it again). Don't ever get overwhelmed by money and forget where you came from. Don't judge those around you, especially your family for not having what you do or not doing what you've done. Don't forget to give back to God the way he gave back to you!!! Remember the last semester of college God provided for you so you didn't have to quit again. Give back to Him and give back to the Church. And if you ever have the money, don't forget the times you smiled when dreaming about paying off a strangers bills because you wish someone had done it for you. Don't forget that you smiled about paying someone's grocery bill in the line in front of you or that you smiled about setting up a scholarship fund for students regardless of GPA. You had an amazing roller-coaster of a ride to get to where you are and I hope it's somewhere fantastic. (Just incase you're still in Valpo - I am too right now, and I am STILL somewhere fantastic). Remember that it's not always geographic. roughly every 730 days | Well, you've graduated college, or should have if everything went according to plan. Did you accomplish everything you wanted to? Did you get into grad school? Do you still want to go into research, or maybe marital therapy? God, I hope you still love the world. I hope things have gotten better. Have you stayed off your meds? Do you still love A.? I hope you found someone who truly makes you happy, not just someone who isn't a dick most of the time. I wonder how your life has changed. I know one thing that stays the same--your family still loves you and is so proud of you. Go give them a big hug and thank them for all the money they've spent on you. I love you too. -P roughly every 640 days |
| rem Dad had Polymyalgia Rheumatica in 2010. (aching muscles) Treated with prednisone, should go away in a year or two. roughly every 600 days | Take a check, are you happy? Are you listening to yourself? Remember, don't rely on anyone but yourself. 22/11/07 roughly every 564 days |
| Do it today for tomorrow. roughly every 500 days | are you happy? if not get off this computer immediately and do something about it. roughly every 500 days |
| Look back on the past few years and enjoy what you saw. Now look forward and remember that you never want to be this person again. Don't forget how "b" changed you, but don't lead him on. You will love your 18th birthday party on Saturday the 14th, so enjoy every minute of it. If you don't get LIT this summer, get a good paying job and spend the rest of the time with your friends. They are going to college in a few months. It'll suck, but it'll be ok. Don't let your fear of flying stop you from seeing the world. Get your license! Tell a boy you love them and mean it, don't just say it because you feel bad. And most imporatantly, live each day a little bit better, love someone new tomorrow, and laugh a little bit longer next time. Life is too short to keep watching from the sidelines. roughly every 500 days | Hahaha, I bet you forgot all about this! I hope you are enjoying life and are where you wanted to be. roughly every 500 days |
| This is how bored you were the day before you turned nineteen. By the way if your in worse shape than I am right now, I'm gonna go into the future and kick your ass. roughly every 500 days | Live in the present. Forgive your past. - Dove roughly every 450 days |
| Don't let the world get you down remember those anarchist thoughts you had? You better have not fucking turned into a boring ass bourgeoisie. If you have go and live on the edge for a month leave the house right now with a backpack, the essentials (no bullshit), and your bike and don't come back for weeks, months, years. Fuck work, fuck the world, fuck everything you need to LIVE!!! roughly every 400 days | Dont forget about the music! your mother is a psycho because she doesn't listen to music. remember music affects mood etc, so keep listening all the time man. see you in a year :D roughly every 400 days |
| You DAMN well better have finished the redesign on http://www.bad-neighborhood.com/ by now!! roughly every 366 days | have a party for my birthday :) roughly every 365 days |
| throw up the bologna. roughly every 365 days | Please remember the tough times only make you stronger. Don't kill yourself *just* yet. The greatest thing to happen to you might just be around the corner... roughly every 365 days |
| HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR! roughly every 365 days | oye wey hace un año o mas estabas en stonyhurst que chingon recuerda tu mail de google y bueno estas en la more library -- hi remember that 1 year ago you were in stonyhurst in the more library roughly every 365 days |
| Buy new pillows. roughly every 365 days | doing presentation atm roughly every 365 days |
| Everyone has they're ups and downs, and if you're feeling a down right now- well remember me. Cause I'm happy and I'm glad just to be here and I believe, that you can achieve anything, ANYTHING you want as long as you keep trying and never give up. Even if everyone around you is trying to stop you, if you believe in yourself noone ever will. Be a rebel. But not one of those, who does not know the sense behind their rebellion, but one who understands what he is doing. Someone, who wants to change as much as she can, if it's not the world, then it's at least the country. I know those periods of "feeling down" are unavoidable, so just find something to do. Paint, work out, start something new, just try to blend out of your environment. And never, EVER forget your dreams. roughly every 365 days | be nice to my husband!! roughly every 365 days |
| STAY FOCUS! roughly every 365 days | Change the battery on the sprinkler system control panel. roughly every 365 days |
| Still nursing that nasty little opiate secret? Get some help already. roughly every 365 days | DIET! exercise. dance! jog! wake up early and do power yoga. oh wait you do all tht. excapt jog and diet. so lean thin fat burning machine kay?? roughly every 365 days |
| þú ert bestust og stattu við það sem þú ætlar þér roughly every 365 days | It's allergy season. Tell Mom and Dad "bless you" a million times for the sneezes I'm missing from being in college. roughly every 365 days |
| get enlighted roughly every 365 days | are you who you want to be? if not, change it and go do what makes YOU happy. roughly every 365 days |
| You really must stop reading other people's hassles. It's really bad for you. Be productive. Produce, produce, produce. Then consume. Repeat. Grow old. Die. roughly every 365 days | Are you happpppyyyy? If not, stop what you are doing and make yourself happy. Right now. No matter how crazy it is. roughly every 365 days |
| Anally Masterbate roughly every 365 days | Written that book yet? no? get started! roughly every 365 days |
| Please remember the tough times only make you stronger. Don't kill yourself *just* yet. The greatest thing to happen to you might just be around the corner... roughly every 365 days | Think that we need traffic for http://AlternativeEnergySources.org roughly every 365 days |
| Arrr! International talk like a Pirate Day be on September 19th ye scurvy dog! roughly every 365 days | Stay Positive an Pray Everyday!... roughly every 365 days |
| How are you holding up? It's near the end of grade 11 and I bet you are exhausted, just like you are now. Lets pick ourselves up though, and get on to the last days of school, there are probably some unfinished projects that need to be done so... why not finish 'em? You will want to procrastinate but it's for your own good to go to school so that you aren't stressed out even more, later on. Thank you very much for keeping our future in check. roughly every 365 days | Þú manst að þú ert BEST OG LANG BEST og manst eftir því að sinna fjölskyldunni. roughly every 365 days |
| Dear me, No matter what happens, live. No matter how hard life gets, no matter what boy (and yes, I don't mean man, I mean boy) breaks your heart, no matter how badly you'd like to give up, don't. You've heard all of the cliches and banalities regarding life, but you know the truth. When you get up in the morning, you are the only one you have to look at. Unless you're blind, in which case, you won't be reading this anyway. Seriously though, love yourself. I'm not gonna say to go exercise, because you probably won't. I'm not gonna say to ditch everyone, because that's just stupid. Call your friends, call Erika Sloop, call your mom and dad. Hug whoever is in the room right now. Maybe ask first, but still, give them a hug. Love your life because it's your life. Don't be afraid to feel pretty. Don't be afraid to cry when something breaks your heart. Try not to be so hard on yourself. We're a good person, you know? We are kind, we are intelligent, we are loving and caring and crazy. Be yourself. Be true. Be accepting. Don't let all those little whiny bitchy naggy broody emo people get you down. They're not worth it! Love, Me/You/Us roughly every 365 days | Dear almost eighteen year old Mallory, Hello, this is almost seventeen year old Mallory, your fat ass was sitting right here one year ago today (unless this is a leap year, you never did understand how those things work...). Thanks to your lovely older brother, you found this website (he showed you stumbleupon, you stumbled to HassleMe...yep.). Do you remember when you were studying for SAT's with Paula and texted Tyler telling him to turn his music down, and you wouldn't talk to each other for two weeks? Has your relationship with him improved? I hope so. You love him, remember? Well anyway, I saw that a few people on this website have written letters to their future selves, and I thought it sounded like a cool idea. So congratulations, you're almost 18. I bet you're excited. I wonder what kind of car you have, and a job. Do you have a job? Do you have a car? I hope so, I'm excited for you. I wonder if you still want to be a chemical dependency therapist, or a defense attorney. HAVE YOU FINISHED HELTER SKELTER YET?!?! It wouldn't surprise me if you haven't. Silly us. I hope your trip to Europe went amazingly. I hope you still remember it clearly even though you went months and months ago. How was Gerbear? He alright? Didn't collapse in Switzerland? :) I wish I could make paragraphs here so this would seem more organized, I'm sorry. I wonder what song you're obsessed with right now. All day today I've had Airplanes on repeat. Do you remember this song? You know, by B.O.B with Eminem and Hayley Williams. Go listen to it and have a flashback, you love doing shit like that. Are you still friends with Dan the taxidermist? Cool dude. Are you still obsessed with Austin? I desperately hope not. If you are, I'm disappointed in you. If you've moved on, congratulations, really. Good job. Is your hair still red? You used to love your red hair. Remember how sad you were when Sherry cut it a little too short? Has it grown out yet? :) Wow, you're almost done with high school. There's probably like, what, 15 days left? I wonder what college you're going to. UNT? I hope so, maybe my dreams will change. Oh, and how did that road trip with daddy go? I hope you're still close with him. And holy crap, Alexa's four now. She's probably still a little brat :) How's Alli? Are you two even still friends? I haven't talked to her very much lately, I hope our friendship doesn't die. Do me a favor, in the event that you two aren't friends anymore, call her, text her, facebook her, doesn't matter, really. Just let her know that a year ago today, you were thinking about her. And you still care about her. Deep down, you know you do. She was your best friend. I hope you still have the same e-mail address as you do now. Oh wait, as you did a year ago. By the way, are you still a fat ass? I hope not. I hope that yours and April's idea of working out together at the Y actually happened, and I hope you feel a lot better about yourself now than you did a year ago. Are you still friends with April? She's an awesome friend, don't let her go. Remember when you were sitting in Panera with her laughing and talking about everything? I did that yesterday, you did it 366 days ago. But back to what I was saying, I really hope you're happier with yourself now. I hope you're wearing the jeans that were in the back of your closet a year ago because they didn't fit. I hope you have a boyfriend, hmmm. I wonder who it would even be. Knowing us, you're probably still single. But maybe that's just me. I wonder if you and me are completely different people. Are you still friends with Zach? Because right now, it feels like he's all you've got. He makes you smile. I hope you two are still close. And did you ever end up making out? Hahahaha. If not, remind him, he'll laugh. By the way, I hope you haven't forgotten about Cal. I know you won't, but I want you to make sure you'll always remember him. What about Melanie? It's been two weeks since I've talked to her, I hope you didn't let your friendship with her weaken. Talk to her right now. You probably miss her. How many tattoos does she have now? Oh god, she probably has hundreds by now hahaha. Two weeks ago I went with her to get that N64 tattoo. Has her mom seen it yet? Haha. Good times. "Where are you going?" "Yeah bye." <3 Well, I suppose I should wrap this up because it's insanely long. OMG, do you still say savage? I hope so. Well yeah, good luck in all that you do, I hope by now you've gotten things straightened out, have an AMAZING life in college, you're going so soon. Go to the castle park on Lake road, the nice one. Be a kid, you're probably so scared of growing up but remember, everything will be okay. I love you. You're everything I'm not. (hopefully.) Love, you, one year ago. roughly every 365 days |
| Learn as if you'll live forever. Reader's Digest Feb 2009, p. 178 roughly every 365 days | Stop smoking. roughly every 365 days |
| Review pension contribution amount. roughly every 365 days | Hey Amber, how was 9th grade? I bet it was freakin awesome. I'm using a hassle thingy majig and the website is hassleme.co.uk....just in case you want to write another. Since you never check your freakin emails I bet you aren't reading this on time, but i forgive you. Are you fat yet? I hope not. But if you are, sorry for offending you, but get off your ass and go do something. Geez I hope mom doesn't read this, she might get mad at me for cussing at myself >.> Your gpa better be higher than 3.5 or Ima be pissed. Don't you still want to go to Harvard? I hope so. You still with Matt? Maybe. Did you make the flag line? You should've. I don't know why im trying so hard not to sound stupid...I'm just talking to myself. But whatever. I love you. Not much but I do. :P Sincerely, 14 year old Amber. roughly every 365 days |
| Stay Patience!.... roughly every 365 days | Medical Certificate for my licence with Queensland Transport roughly every 365 days |
| Arrr! International talk like a Pirate Day be on September 19th ye scurvy dog! roughly every 365 days | Have you finished that book yet? Well what the hell are you doing! Finish it already! You're never gonna get published if you don't. roughly every 365 days |
| celina says: http://www.hassleme.co.uk/ send an email to your future self loliver says: why celina says: in like 10 years CAUSE ITS COOL loliver says: oh true celina says: tell yourself that celina is awesome loliver says: can i make it remind me stuff like that ^4 ^ i might forget celina says: yes forget what loliver says: that ur awesome celina says: !!!! never forget cause if one day you are in a dark alleyway at 1 in the morning by yourself and a man mugs you and has his knife to your neck and asks you who is the coolest person you know you better say celina or you are a goner loliver says: omg u mean il never get mugged again?!!!!! i better remember that ur the coolest person i know celina says: yes well if then hes like take me to her so i can kill her you better not loliver says: why i thot thats what u wanted celina says: in such a case sacrifice selina choi no loliver says: she'll just hug him and dance and stuff celina says: exactly loliver says: perfect plan celina says: send this exact conversation to coem back in 365 days loliver says: okay u kno she can fly celina says: and then show me roughly every 365 days | go to the bathroom roughly every 365 days |
| Get a routine physical exam. roughly every 365 days | Offset Carbon Emissions - Go through utility bills, check odometer, and make nice with the climate. roughly every 365 days |
| Have a shower. roughly every 365 days | Future Mallory, I'm sorry I'm annoying you again, but something funny as hell just happened and a year from now, I bet you'll remember it and laugh. Tyler just came in the room and told you that on tv, a blonde girl who looks like Jessica Simpson is standing with a crying Asian woman who keeps saying "I happy!" You told him that the reason she looks like Jessica Simpson, is because she IS Jessica Simpson, and the woman is crying because it was her makeover. You'll remember it. You'll laugh. Have a good day, boo boo. roughly every 365 days |
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