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if i get this, im amazed. higghhhh :) im glad this made this to you. i want you to remember. i like rememebering the good times. okay so we live in this apartment with stefan and his brother and lexxi and rachel is moving in soon. do you still talk to them? gauge is 10 months and already 24lbs. i cant beleive he'll be like 10 or 11 when i get this. if it actually gets sent. ive gotten a ton of dermals, my cheek and chest, that be the sickness if i still had them lol. shit is the illsicknastiest in my life. its good. im trying to get my life together, get a car and house. working at dunkin, was that the right move? hows my mom? i hope my dad is still around, gotta remember though, he was happy, he had a good life. i love him so much, my mom is kindaa welll you know, but she is a good mom. i cant even fathom where ill bee. i wonder if im still a pot head. that be funny shit if i was. oh future me, be happy. i hope i do something with myself. idk what i want myself to remember. you cant love what you dont know, stay faded. renee-izzle likes the thizzle. are you happy? did you marry? how many kids do i have now? dont look back, everything happened for a reason, we made the right choices. go to a rave! lol tell me if theyre still the same. go get a sick tattoo. get something peirced. i love you (uh meee) roughly every 3650 days Dom, 28 now (18 when writing) and how far are you? Did all your dreams for this age come true? What are you still working on? Are you still in love with the same guy or has someone else stolen your heart? Done uni or are you still working at it? Today you should sit down and think about you are and who you used to be. Think about who you want to be and what your future goals are now and what goals your achieved from today. Hold on to what is good girl, you know you are wonderful! Did you get everything you wanted? Do you still love the same music? What about food? Still drawing? How is that going? Remember to always see that you improved! If your parents are still around hug them and tell them you love them. If they are gone talk to them and be sure to bring them flowers. I know if they are gone it will have been so hard for you but hold on hun. They will always be there even if they can't be 'there'. How is that beautiful body by the way? Did you ever get in shape and into the clothes you wanted? Do you eat well? Any friends now? Remember how you used to think you never had any? Hold on them! Are you 'uncool' to the teens now? How is fashion now and what about the video games! Still love Secret of Mana? Always remember to return to your roots. Also, get a damn garden if you don't have one! You know you want to eat healthy but also cheaply! Plus, it's fun. Do you have a family now? Do you still want one if not? How is the money situation? Remember spending the summer in your room when you weren't working at the 'farm', on the computer cause you used all your spare money on ebay? Did you learn from that? Are you close with your brothers? If not, go call them! Right now! You can read the rest later! What pets do you have now? What happened to Tofu (Fu bear!)? I bet he was still the best kitty in the world. Did you ever get to meet your online friends? Learn to drive? Still hate it? Did you are ever move to Ottawa or are you still in Quebec? Learn to speak spanish yet? Are you still a packrat? Do you still love sex? Ever find out what all those physical problems with you were? Still love to dress up? Still have all the old friends? How are they doing? Still love teddies? Sleep with them still? Have you finally learned to be mature? Remember to be thankful for everything you have and not be jealous for all the stuff you don’t. Happiness is what you make it and you are only happy if you want to be. Did you ever change those bad habits: Spending money (learned to save?), acting/saying before thinking, eating junk, etc? Do you still have the same fears? What about what makes you happy now? Remember to look at your time capsules and remember how things were back then. How full is that memory trunk now? Be sure to look at that too. How did college go and uni? Anyways, I’m sure there is lots more but maybe I will write another in the future. Promise to think happy and take care of yourself. D roughly every 3650 days
Your probably dead or doing something more important than reading emails you sent to yourself when you were thirteen, but are you in shape yet? roughly every 3650 days SMILE!!! roughly every 3650 days
What's up man. (not really a question, thus not deserving of a question mark). (was that period punctually correct?). I am the 18 year old you and you know me better than anyone, so you should be expecting what I'm about to ask you right now. Have you carved your name into history yet? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, OR THEN IT WILL NOT BE AS PERFECT AS IT SHOULD BE. GET GOING NOW!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE TRUTH? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?! YOU DID NOT FAIL YET, BUT YOU'RE ON THE PATH TO FAILURE! PLEASE, FOR ME, START NOW. OR YOU'LL BE FORGOTTEN FOREVER. If the plan is going along smoothly, then good job. I am proud of you, but don't get too cocky and stop now. You probably still have a long way to go. Good luck. p.s: gmail is still alive? and how is HassleMe even alive? roughly every 3650 days Please tell me you love yourself by now. roughly every 3650 days
Hey you, it's you, me, from the past. BOO! You may or may not remember composing this "hassle" or your OCD and anxiety may cause you to excitedly await this reality check. 22 year old you felt like a failure. From the fact you you were too stupid to get braces when you had the chance and now suffer the consequences to the fact you feel you're too stupid to go to school. You lacked confidence and thought just setting foot in a university once more would begin another depressing chapter in your life. You felt hopeless when it came to finding "the one" and doubted you would ever find them. You also didn't see yourself the way others did. You never gave yourself enough credit for your accomplishments or how you calmly appreciated the smaller things in life. Others told you they were really happy to know you. You never seemed to care or show them you liked that they liked you. These should have changed. Did they? You should have had braces by now and now have sexy-ass awesome teeth. But if you don't, remember you have a cute smile anyways apparently. No big deal. Swimming seemed fun and made you feel great. Did you continue? if you did, did you ever get crazy fit like you dreamed of? Are you an olympic swimmer now? I hope not. 22 year old you liked to stay out of the spotlight. Did you ever find the one? 32 years old is old. Like ancient dude. You better have. If you don't find him soon you'll wind up like awkward-acting blonde B movie actresses in chick flicks talking about how they're never going to get married. You never believed in marriage much back then though, do you know? Are you married? Do you have kids? Do you love them as much as 22 year old you hopes you do? Learn a third language. I say this because by now you must have finally remembered how awesome it was to know French and you better have fixed what you lost in your days since high school. It's worth it. I suggest Italian. In the end it doesn't matter. 10 years is an infinitely small fraction of time in the universe. Niagara Falls would have moved maybe a few inches since 22 year old you wrote this. Do you still live there? Do you still think it's boring as fuck? What matters is that 32 year old you better be living where you want to, with who you want to, and should stop worrying about the future. 22 year old you worried too much. remind 42 year old you to enjoy life too. roughly every 3650 days Never forget the wonderful things you've seen and done. Hope you're still going to the same church (FBCWA - if it still exists). Hope you aren't still bitter about being single. Hope you're living in a house now instead of this guest house. Hope you spent more time with your dad - he was weird but interesting and I hope you appreciate the good stuff about him. Hope your mother was healthy the rest of her life. You must miss her so much! Hope you got closer to your sister, even if she isn't still alive. Hope you got closer to your nieces and stopped judging them so harshly; that you have been a good aunt and great-aunt. Hope you're happy. Hope you found medication that works. Hope you get a better psychiatrist? Dr Cruz is okay but won't let me train him. That's a first - used to have to train them. Hope you got the ADHD problem under control. Hope your depression is finally under control. Hope you are doing okay, even though your parent(s) are gone. They really loved you. I hope you let them know how much you loved them. Hope M's marriage is still going strong. Hope C pulled her head out of her Vegan butt. Hope D conquered her Borderline Personality Disorder and stopped the hospital BS. Hope Delaney has grown up without the damage that her sisters have/had. Hope George is turning out to be normal - can't believe he's nearly 13! Hope M has kid(s). Hope your sister got married and is very happy. Hope you finally decided to fight back and went back to school. Hope you don't feel alone. Hope you've made some good friends and forgiven yourself for not being a good friend to B, who you worked with at Lovelace. Hope that you got her back (probably not). Hope you forgave yourself about your travesty of a marriage and what he may have done. Hope you've forgiven yourself for not calling the police on him. Hope the future looks brighter now than it did 10 years ago. Hope your cats are still living. Hope you are now solvent. I'd say that I hope you stopped buying books but that is not possible! Hope you get to get married to someone nice and funny! Hope you aren't too bitter if that never happened. Hope you get over probably never finishing college. Hope you got to do some fun and memorable things; if not, what are you waiting for? Get off your arse and visit Stonehenge and the Giant's Causeway. See Provence? Hawaii? Oz? Tahiti? Fiji? Hope you haven't stopped dreaming. Hope you haven't given up hope! roughly every 3650 days
Hi Danielle! This is 21-year-old Danielle. 21-year-old Danielle has high expectations and lofty goals for you. I hope you've been to Morocco (you promised Sarah Lukacher and Katie Knoll that you would by last year), completed your MFA somewhere kickass, and worked in the education department of a kickass museum. Also, you better be have lost the rest of that freshman 32 by now. And gone vegan. And live/lived somewhere un-Florida and un-ridiculously boring. I think it's reasonable to believe that you/I were able to achieve all of those things in the past 10 years. Cheerio, Danielle. P.S. Can you imagine the time philosophies that we're crossing right now? Thinking of Blake Geraci and the grandfather paradox... roughly every 3650 days Hey girl! It's me:D well you from 2012. Why do you still have this silly email account? Hopefully you're not dead because then this would be a really pointless email. Are you still awkward with relationships? Please tell me you stopped friend-zoning every potential guy. Are you taking care of yourself? I hope so because I want to look like I'm in young 20s when i hit 30s...o_o Did you get a tattoo you liked? Any fun piercings? Lose your virginity yet?(lol it's ok if you didn't n if u did, did you love him? was it special?) Oh yeah, did you finish writing that book you talked about w/ Christine? How about acting in a movie? I know I've been playing up to the idea (it's never to late to do it u noe;p). Travel the world yet? Take tango lessons in Brazil? Went to Africa for the Safari? Stay away from bad drugs n don't be an alcoholic. Remember to love yourself.XD oh yeah, you should probably be excited for your class reunion, in the next couple of years... see how everybody turned out (or not, go on a cruise instead...or check out those natural soothing lakes in Iceland, maybe Norway). Oh and age does not matter when it comes to achieving dreams, anything's possible;)...Let's see, oh yeh, tell your family that you love 'em. Also, take a break from technology, it'll brighten up you're eyeballs O_O (step away from the monitor screen and stop facebooking...wait do u still do facebook?)I hope you're a pro now with makeup and have a high-sense of fashion. I also hope that you still love to read books...HEY! Don't compare yourself to your sister, you and her are two different individuals...Do you still have goals and life dreams? PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP ON THEM. Anyways, if you currently work at a cubicle job, quit immediately and just travel the world. Be nice and respect yourself and remember to live a LIFE. roughly every 3650 days
Remember: Roommates equals loves! :] WEAR THE GOOD SHIRT! USE THE GOOD MUG! roughly every 3650 days LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? Do the impossible. See the invisible. Fight the power. Touch the untouchable. Break the unbreakable. Fight the power. If you can't believe in yourself, BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU! OVERCOME THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB. WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF SUCCESS? 0%? SOUNDS LIKE 100% TO ME. IF THERE'S A WALL IN YOUR WAY, TEAR IT DOWN. IF THERE'S NO PATH, BUILD IT WITH YOUR OWN TWO HANDS. THE MAGMA OF YOUR SOUL BURNS WITH A MANLY FLAME! JUST WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK YOU ARE? roughly every 3650 days
Well, hello future Channe! Today is Sept. 4, 2012 and according to these websites (HassleMe.com & StumbleUpon.com) the day you read this SHOULD be Sept. 4, 2022. I have a list of questions that should ponder you... 1. Remember Germantown? That school you hated at first but then you transferred to Madison Central and realized that the people at ghs were SO much better? Aaliyah Hawkins, Hannah Lacey? Now you're sitting here eating apple jacks, there's no gas in the car and you're wondering how & why in the hell you're making an effort to go somewhere you dislike... 2. I'm also listening to my iPod. What ever happened to your old jailbroke iPhone 4? Dig it out an list to the "get busy" playlist like your younger self is doing. Lol. 3. Did you get into a good college? Remember when I wanted to be a pharamist or forensic scientist? Did you do it? Or did you major in business? Are you rich? Did you get married? What happened? I think I plan on sending one of these every day into the future because I'm tired of this. Smooches future me, I hope you made it. - xo, C. ♡ roughly every 3650 days Hello Scott! Scott here! it's weird, im like speaking to myself, but in email, in a future tense? Anyway, i'm 16 now, just starting 5th year, whatta stresss if you remember? Current future options are to do an oil and gas apprenticeship or go to university. Lifes good. Currently single, YOU BETTER NOT STILL BE SINGLE! first time... woods, recently. ;) you know, the V-card. you had mid length straightened brown and blonde streaked hair. YOU ALWAYS forgot to hand in homework or just couldn't be bothered. Arctic, your (old?) dog just this morning, put his paws onto the brekfast bar and spilled nesquick powder EVERYWHERE. Hopefully, you will have a sound degree now - chartered engineer maybe? I HOPE SO! if not, get studying for it. so when you read this: if your single - find a bird if your jobless - get a job if your not charted - get studying. I hope to hear from you soon scott, from scott. :) roughly every 3650 days
Hey you! It's the 23 year old you. Do you remember being 23? You were freaking out about be 24 this month and now look at where you're at...33?! Eesh, you must be PISSED. Anyway, I just wanted to check in on you. Make sure you're staying on track...living life. You know the good stuff. Unless you're dead. And in that case, you'll never get this letter from the 23 year old you. Oh gosh, did I just say that?! Ok, so we'll be optimistic and say you didn't die and that you DO get this e-mail. Now that that is out of the way, how's it going? Not sure why I'm asking you a question seeing you can't really talk to me anymore, but nonetheless, I am curious. Hopefully when you read this you'll be able to say "I'm good. Doing great. Never been better." Hopefully when you read this you'll have gotten your MS in Instructional Design & Technology. 23 year old you is in the process of applying for the program at UT. I think you’re a shoe-in for the program, but it would have been up to you to keep up with your studies and be successful in it. Your dad mentioned that you could probably work with Lockheed Martin with the degree you get. Are you working there now? Oh, how’s your love life. It was kind of crappy the last few months. You were dating ‘W’ but you broke that off. Weren’t getting what you wanted. Was really crappy because ‘W’ was being manipulative. Hopefully you didn’t go back because ‘W’ will never really be able to give you what you want. If you are with ‘W,’ this is really awkward. But, you were deadest on your decision when you broke it off and when the shit hit the fan, soo…maybe you stuck with it? You started seeing ‘N.’ AMAZEBALLS. Seriously. Amazing. You were so impressed with ‘N.’ ‘N’ would do ANYTHING for you. So super totally sweet. Possibly, ‘the one.’ Well, is ‘N’ still the one?! Are you still with ‘em?! Hoping for a YES. If it’s a NO, ouch..sucks. Something must’ve gone HORRIBLY wrong. I’m telling you…this one was a keeper. Just reflect on it and you’ll see. What adventures have you gone on? You have a horrible memory so hopefully you started writing them down. Have you performed? It was your passion. For YEARS. You kind of stopped doing it so you could make a paycheck. Understandable seeing that those student loans were raping you in the asshole. Are you still being raped by them? Here’s to hoping they’re paid off. REALLY hoping they’re paid off. Oh, do you remember trying to buy a new car at the 23 year old you? You really wanted to. Did you end up getting a Toyota Corolla or a Honda Accord?! Those were the two you wanted. Maybe the you now has a fancy schmancy car! Oh, you also just chopped off all your hair. Basically 11 inches. Everyone talks about your hair all the time. What’s it like now? Short? Long? Are you a mom?! Omgosh! All you could think about was getting married and being a mom! Well, are you?! Say yes, say yes, say yes. If you are a mom did you think your babies looked like an alien at first? You always say that babies are ugly and look like aliens. “No such thing as a cute baby.” It was your mantra (motto?!). Ok, so 23 year old you has run out of questions. Basically, here’s to hoping your life has and is still becoming everything you’ve wanted it to be. You’re a great person. Despite what others tell you, so never give up on YOU. You’re worth living for. roughly every 3650 days Well, hello future Channe! Today is Sept. 4, 2012 and according to these websites (HassleMe.com & StumbleUpon.com) the day you read this SHOULD be Sept. 4, 2022. I have a list of questions that should ponder you... 1. Remember Germantown? That school you hated at first but then you transferred to Madison Central and realized that the people at ghs were SO much better? Aaliyah Hawkins, Hannah Lacey? Now you're sitting here eating apple jacks, there's no gas in the car and you're wondering how & why in the hell you're making an effort to go somewhere you dislike... 2. I'm also listening to my iPod. What ever happened to your old jailbroke iPhone 4? Dig it out an list to the "get busy" playlist like your younger self is doing. Lol. 3. Did you get into a good college? Remember when I wanted to be a pharamist or forensic scientist? Did you do it? Or did you major in business? Are you rich? Did you get married? What happened? I think I plan on sending one of these every day into the future because I'm tired of this. Smooches future me, I hope you made it. - xo, C. ♡ roughly every 3650 days
Hey you! It's the 23 year old you. Do you remember being 23? You were freaking out about be 24 this month and now look at where you're at...33?! Eesh, you must be PISSED. Anyway, I just wanted to check in on you. Make sure you're staying on track...living life. You know the good stuff. Unless you're dead. And in that case, you'll never get this letter from the 23 year old you. Oh gosh, did I just say that?! Ok, so we'll be optimistic and say you didn't die and that you DO get this e-mail. Now that that is out of the way, how's it going? Not sure why I'm asking you a question seeing you can't really talk to me anymore, but nonetheless, I am curious. Hopefully when you read this you'll be able to say "I'm good. Doing great. Never been better." Hopefully when you read this you'll have gotten your MS in Instructional Design & Technology. 23 year old you is in the process of applying for the program at UT. I think you’re a shoe-in for the program, but it would have been up to you to keep up with your studies and be successful in it. Your dad mentioned that you could probably work with Lockheed Martin with the degree you get. Are you working there now? Oh, how’s your love life. It was kind of crappy the last few months. You were dating ‘W’ but you broke that off. Weren’t getting what you wanted. Was really crappy because ‘W’ was being manipulative. Hopefully you didn’t go back because ‘W’ will never really be able to give you what you want. If you are with ‘W,’ this is really awkward. But, you were deadest on your decision when you broke it off and when the shit hit the fan, soo…maybe you stuck with it? You started seeing ‘N.’ AMAZEBALLS. Seriously. Amazing. You were so impressed with ‘N.’ ‘N’ would do ANYTHING for you. So super totally sweet. Possibly, ‘the one.’ Well, is ‘N’ still the one?! Are you still with ‘em?! Hoping for a YES. If it’s a NO, ouch..sucks. Something must’ve gone HORRIBLY wrong. I’m telling you…this one was a keeper. Just reflect on it and you’ll see. What adventures have you gone on? You have a horrible memory so hopefully you started writing them down. Have you performed? It was your passion. For YEARS. You kind of stopped doing it so you could make a paycheck. Understandable seeing that those student loans were raping you in the asshole. Are you still being raped by them? Here’s to hoping they’re paid off. REALLY hoping they’re paid off. Oh, do you remember trying to buy a new car at the 23 year old you? You really wanted to. Did you end up getting a Toyota Corolla or a Honda Accord?! Those were the two you wanted. Maybe the you now has a fancy schmancy car! Oh, you also just chopped off all your hair. Basically 11 inches. Everyone talks about your hair all the time. What’s it like now? Short? Long? Are you a mom?! Omgosh! All you could think about was getting married and being a mom! Well, are you?! Say yes, say yes, say yes. If you are a mom did you think your babies looked like an alien at first? You always say that babies are ugly and look like aliens. “No such thing as a cute baby.” It was your mantra (motto?!). Ok, so 23 year old you has run out of questions. Basically, here’s to hoping your life has and is still becoming everything you’ve wanted it to be. You’re a great person. Despite what others tell you, so never give up on YOU. You’re worth living for. roughly every 3650 days Are you still doing your Tai Chi? Do you still do Push Hands with Brendan every Sunday. That was certainly awesome fun to work with him. roughly every 3650 days
Well, hello future Channe! Today is Sept. 4, 2012 and according to these websites (HassleMe.com & StumbleUpon.com) the day you read this SHOULD be Sept. 4, 2022. I have a list of questions that should ponder you... 1. Remember Germantown? That school you hated at first but then you transferred to Madison Central and realized that the people at ghs were SO much better? Aaliyah Hawkins, Hannah Lacey? Now you're sitting here eating apple jacks, there's no gas in the car and you're wondering how & why in the hell you're making an effort to go somewhere you dislike... 2. I'm also listening to my iPod. What ever happened to your old jailbroke iPhone 4? Dig it out an list to the "get busy" playlist like your younger self is doing. Lol. 3. Did you get into a good college? Remember when I wanted to be a pharamist or forensic scientist? Did you do it? Or did you major in business? Are you rich? Did you get married? What happened? I think I plan on sending one of these every day into the future because I'm tired of this. Smooches future me, I hope you made it. - xo, C. ♡ roughly every 3650 days SMILE!!! roughly every 3650 days
Well, hello future Channe! Today is Sept. 4, 2012 and according to these websites (HassleMe.com & StumbleUpon.com) the day you read this SHOULD be Sept. 4, 2022. I have a list of questions that should ponder you... 1. Remember Germantown? That school you hated at first but then you transferred to Madison Central and realized that the people at ghs were SO much better? Aaliyah Hawkins, Hannah Lacey? Now you're sitting here eating apple jacks, there's no gas in the car and you're wondering how & why in the hell you're making an effort to go somewhere you dislike... 2. I'm also listening to my iPod. What ever happened to your old jailbroke iPhone 4? Dig it out an list to the "get busy" playlist like your younger self is doing. Lol. 3. Did you get into a good college? Remember when I wanted to be a pharamist or forensic scientist? Did you do it? Or did you major in business? Are you rich? Did you get married? What happened? I think I plan on sending one of these every day into the future because I'm tired of this. Smooches future me, I hope you made it. - xo, C. ♡ roughly every 3650 days dont talk back take my pill and say yes mame dont lie roughly every 3650 days
dear 30-year-old me. will i still be in love with the same old guy i knew back then? will he still be the jerk that he is today? will i ever find the strength to forgive him and let go of all the painful memories? will i still be loving the same guy after all those years? :'( roughly every 3650 days Wow...do you remember writing this 10 yrs ago??? You were sitting in bed watching the big band theory and playing on your iPad .. It's 10 pm, and Buster and Magoo are stretched out asleep on the bed beside you. You are living on Smith rd in the cottage. When you took the boys out before bed you could hear the coyotes howling. In spite of the fact that you are close to broke, have no car, and you are waiting for a kidney donor, life is good. Being grateful is a big part of it. So is trusting everything to God. So the thought has crossed my mind that I may not be alive to read this. I hope I am! There is so much to live for...so go write the letter to yourself for the next 10 years. roughly every 3650 days
Dear Older Me, So I found this hassle website on stumble and I thought it was a pretty good idea but since I don't really have anything I want to be reminded of consistently, I guess I'll steal another girl's idea and write a letter to the future me. 3650 days is ten years, so when I'm reading this the next time I'll be 28 (just in case I forget how to do simple math). Its my first year at UCLA and I absolutely love it. I wonder where the future will find me. Did I end up going to med school? Did I get a ph.D? Did I major in history of religion, or psychology, or neuroscience or cognitive science? Did I finally meet a guy that I like? Am I married by now? Wow, what a weird thought to be married. Maybe I even have kids? I wonder if they're adopted. How is my darling little sister doing? What college did my sister end up at? She must be out of it by now. She's my favorite person ever, such a sweetheart. Am I still friends with Mel? Monica? Jon and Daniel and Lauren? Hopefully I've lived on the east coast for a time being. Hopefully I've traveled a little more. Maybe I've even spent a year or two in the peace korp. Did I ever organize a family trip to India? Have I fallen in love? Can I speak multiple languages? Sail a boat? Fix cars? Have I met the Dalai Lama? Learned to cook? Gone skydiving? Written a book? Maybe I've worked as a journalist or participated in a political protest or lived like a homeless person, just to experience it. Maybe I got a job as a waitress, or bartender. Did I get my motorcycle and pilot's licences? Maybe I slept polyphasicly for a while. Hopefully I went on an archaeological dig. How's my father doing? I'm sure he's done some amazing things in these ten years. How about my mother? I love them both so much. Hope I've ridden a hot air balloon, lived in a monastary, gone scuba diving, worked on a farm. And hopefully I don't flunk out of college because I'm writing this e-mail instead of studying for W09 finals! Love, Sunny roughly every 3650 days How you doing? - (Joey from Friends) Did you changed the world? I hope global warming isn't that severe!! How's Apple (the company)? Is there men on mars (The Martian by Andy Weir)? Where are the robots? Anyway, I hope you find something you love doing! And most importantly...... SMILE!!!!!! CHANGE THE WORLD!!!!!! BE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!! Love, The older you that love doing these crazy things. :) 2014-12-28 13:20:00 roughly every 3650 days
Dear Danielle. I wrote this when I was 16. In 3650 days, how old will I be? 26. That is way to far in the future for me... Just thinking that far ahead scares me... 26 huh? Wow. Right now I am in my environmental studies. Brittany is sitting next to me working on her crap. I'm supposed to be working on my crap, but I'm not. I don't really want to... I wonder if I'll get this... 10 years from now will I have the same E-mail address? Will I remember Aol_is_the_best@yahoo.com? I hope I do... That would be nice. I feel sick. 26. That is so old! I just can't imagine myself that old. Maybe 20 or so, but 26?! I'd be just a few years younger than my mom. Will I remember everything? Will I remember this school? All my (crapy) friends? I hope I do. Even though this isn't the best time of my life, I wish it would last forever. I don't ever want to be a non-teenager. I guess I have a bad case of the Peter Pan complex. Haha, when I'm 26 my brother will be 33! Ahahaha! He's such an old man!! My sister will be 28. Haha, being younger has its advantages! Will I still really suck at spelling? What will my job be? Did I get into UC Humbolt? Am I happy? Am I hella' bad ass? Do I still represent the Bay Area? Is the rap still good? Did I finally lose that 20 pounds I wanted gone? Am I still the tallest chick in the neighborhood at 6'0"? How's mom? And Ken? Is he still talking about the "Building blocks"? Have you ever used that saying? YOU BETTER NOT HAVE!!! DON'T GIVE IN!!! Anyways, older Danielle, have you adopted any kids from a foreign country? Are the boys still chasing you? (don't give in!) Do you remember all the teachers at New Tech? Miss Coffin, Miss Polack, Mr. Federico, Mr. Bynum, Mr. Davis, and then all the senior teachers that I don't have yet? Are you still polite? Did Omar ever go to the prom with you? Where do you live? Is it cold? Does it rain a lot? Are the summers too hot? Are you rich? Are you even alive? Haha, if I died before this thing gets sent out... wellll.... Maybe some day someone will find it.... Okay, well, I'm going to sign out now 'cause I have work to do. I know you are disappointed, I'm sure you would like to remember some more stuff from 27 years ago. Well, have this: Bridgette is being all emo and it's really annoying. She's a drag to have around sometimes. She's always so angry like "I hate this school!" or "Fuck the world" Things like that that make it not fun to hang around her, and she always hangs around Brittany. Anyways I'm going to go now!!!!!!! ByeBye!!! ((Oh yeah! What happened in Bleach??? I'm so excited for the next chapter!!! What's gonna happen!??? I must knowwww!!!!) Anyway, bye bye for real this time!!! roughly every 3650 days Well, today I discovered HassleMe. Hopefully it'll be enough to get my ass in gear, but who knows. Decided, what the hell, I'll write a letter to my future self. Hopefully you're still using the same e-mail address in 10 years... I'll send this to my professional address, just in case... we all know the hotmail address has gotta go one day. I just finished writing my second exam of my second semester of first year at U of G. Wow, that's a mouthful. It was Psych, you know, the class I never did any of the readings in but somehow still managed an 80% first semester? and I'm in the middle of switching to psychology to, remember that? And minoring in anthropology. Because English sucks, and those people are all crazy? Yeah. Not to mention I'm probably going to fail English... and philosophy... because I'm freaking lazy and didn't do any of the work. Do you remember that too? Yeah, I bet you do. Or maybe you don't, were you trying to forget that? Sorry. Am I an editor like I planned to be? Have I published a book? Have I even FINISHED a book? How's little sis doing, still annoying? Is she in vet school like she planned? Are you still riding? Did you manage to get enough money to buy that horse? And how are your friends? What about Maddy? Have you talked to her lately? Or Christina? Bailey? Sarah? Sam? Anybody? I don't know why I bother asking questions, it's not like I'm gonna get an answer. haha. Remember that no matter what happened with your life, it was the right thing. You can't change anything, so stop stressing about mistakes. You were meant to make them, so stop worrying about it, stop going through the "what if"s or you'll make yourself crazy. You're awesome and amazing, so don't worry about what anybody thinks of you. It's your life, not their's, so why should their opinion matter? Do what you want to do. And write yourself another letter! Let's see where we are in another 10 years. roughly every 3650 days
Dear Future Rebecca, Today is April 27th, 2012. Well, it was when you wrote this. The real today is actually April 27th, 2022. Wow. Ten years. Hmm. Right now, I'm kind of sad and depressed and I feel lonely, because of the whole Marc wagoner thing (come on, remember, you're smart) and the fact that my best friend dumped me. Wendi, remember? Are y'all friends now? Probably not after ten years. Did you ever figure out what to do with your life? I'm constantly worrying about it right now. Hopefully you did figure it out. How was college? Where did you go? Did you survive? What was the craziest thing you remember from it? I can't wait to go to college right now. I'm not a big fan of high school. People turn into jerks here. I hope you didn't let that happen to you. Please ell me that you're still the fun-loving, carefree, spontaneous, Disney and Harry potter-loving, wind in your hair, unique, down to earth, no shit, tell the truth no matter what, semi patient(hopefully you're more patient now!), goofball type of girl you where ten years ago. If not, break out the old' finger paints and classic disney volume CDs from preschool, and re-establish your life real quick. Take a chill pill. Don't be stressed. I hope your life is going how you wanted it. I hope you paid attention to your dreams. I hope you got everything that you dreamed of and worked hard for. Do guys look at you as a girl of substance now? Instead of just the girl with the huge ass? I hope so. That got you down sometimes ten years ago. Have you found your prince charming yet? I hope so. How is your family? Is Leigh Ann married yet? What about max? Is he in college? Are mom and dad still health nuts? Probably. I'm tired. Future Me, make sure you go to hassleme and type yourself a new letter, right now, so you won't forget. Set it for ten year. Lather, rinse, and repeat, girly. Do it till you look back on your life and say that you've accomplished something and you've made a difference. Make your life worth something. Be useful to society. You can do it. I would know. Love, 15 year old Me. roughly every 3650 days Hey it's 17yr old you! Remember that wedsite Stumbleupon or Hassle? Well that's how I'm emailing you from the past I want to ask you things to keep you on track(we both know no one else will help you,have they ever?) How's J.D.? did you marry him? Are you happy? Did you dump him or vice versa? How's Brittany and her baby Norma? Are you still singing?...does anybody listen? Did you move back to Cal or stay in new York? Dud you ever meet your real dad? How's your ass of a step? is your mother alright? Do you still put fushia in your hair? Didn't anyone at church miss you when you started to go less?(so far no one cares) How's did your time in the Oa turn out Do you have kids? Do you have a job you can love? Could you find the money for collage? are you in debt? Do you have a garden? Do you still go to church? Can you speak in tongues? Do you have someone to grow old with? Do you still love Fall because it the perfect rime of year? Did anyone remember you at the class reunion? Are you better at spelling yet? Did you ever go to japan? Do you still love silver things? Is your favorite smell the rain? Are you still alive? roughly every 3650 days
"I have reached that point in my life in which I am looking for answers, I am looking for an easy way out, I am looking for understanding and appreciation, I am looking for love, or at least the concept of „love” that I made up in my mind, based on observations I made in relation to the society I live in. I am looking for happiness, or more precisely, a way to achieve it. I want to be proud of myself, my capabilities, my success. I am doing my best to escape the typical drama of adolescence and to keep a realistic and mature view of the world, although I realise now that it is impossible. The world is not how I see it, and no one can share my experience of the world. I am highly subjective and hardly aware of what is happening around me. Most of the time, I see only what I want to see, even though I am not aware of it. I try not to worry too much about the future and focus more on the present. But sometimes I find myself incapable of dealing with the present moment. I just don’t know how to approach it. I get stuck. I lose my confidence, and I doubt everything that I have ever done, every decision that I’ve made. I lose the present, and oscillate between past failures and future insecurities. I am constantly craving acceptance. I worry about the way I present myself to the world, although I pretend not to. I am frustrated, in the sense that I have never had a relevant erotic experience yet. My view of eroticism/romanticism/love/relationships are based mostly on what I observed, and very little on my own personal experiences. I understand that it is an important part of human development,essential even, but what I do not understand is why I can’t relate to others, why I find it particularly hard to connect with new people and get over past rejections. Probably something to do with the lack of affection/ evidence of affection in my childhood or something. But let’s not blame it on my parents. They really did the best they could, and I appreciate that. It’s just that I don’t remember ever being very close to them, and they never knew my deeper self, they never knew my thoughts or needs. I understand now that I shouldn’t dwell on that. It’s not particularly abnormal. I have realised that life is mostly imaginary. My experience of the world is based on my thoughts, and not on how the world is really like. Basically, I imagine the world around me and, consequently, there should be a way to shape it in whichever way I like. I just haven’t found it yet. Is there really any use to being introspective, to analizing every part of your life? Wouldn’t I be better of with a little superficiality? A little ignorance maybe? Is it our fate, as human beings, to find a meaning to life, or is it wiser to live without thinking about life itself? Am I missing something here, because something definitely feels awkward and wrong. " This is what you wrote on 3.10.2012. Today is Thursday,3.10.2012. I should've done some chemistry exercises, instead I'm currently doing this. How the hell are you? Well, it seems like I still have this e-mail address... I hope I'm a doctor, I hope I love someone and that someone loves me back. I wonder what it will be like- having a conversation with future me. I hope you get this message and remember how you were, how you felt. I hope you are awesome. Did you manage to lose some weight? Are you happy, or at least content? Are you m a r r i e d? It all seemed so far away... remember, you don't have forever. This is proof that time goes by faster than you expect it to. Remember to love yourself and care for those around you. Have fun. Enjoy life. How's my family? How are my little sisters? They must be pretty big by now...remember that you love your family.Are you still friends with Iulia, Melanie? That would be pretty awesome. How did your crush end up? Remember good old highschool? You thought it was horrible. Remember these songs? Massive Attack - Girl I Love You,Teardrop Dub Fx - Love Me Or Not I'm listening to them right now, while writing this. Do you still listen to the same type of music? Do you still dream about the future? Do you have some exciting plans in your future?( basically,the future of the future me). I hope you are well. I hope I made future me smile. Now go and share this with your friends, whoever they are:). Bye:* roughly every 3600 days once upon a time you wanted to die roughly every 3599 days
How old are you now? roughly every 3500 days HASSSLE. how is you man? :) disappointed if your single. roughly every 2920 days
Hey Brittany! This is you 6/14 and you are 24 years old. I am writing this to be sent nearly 3000 days in the future. Here are things that the current you want's for the future me. I'm (We're) going to do every thing in our power to achieve these goals. Happiness is first and foremost. I want to be healthy and give my girls a fair chance of being happy and healthy. Let's become vegan, vegetarian at the very least ( I know you love cheese) I want to have a job that supports my family and doesn't make me miserable everyday. I want to make my brand very successful bringing in money for more business and the girls. I will be able to communicate truthfully and openly with everyone around me. I want friends EVERYWHERE. The chance to travel around the world, if you don't have a passport by this time I am so disappointed. I know it won't be easy all the time, but smile through everything. I already know how beautiful and wonderful you are. I need you (me) to be more confident, more loving and more organized by the time you get this, now get to work I love you. roughly every 2765 days how old are you? roughly every 2500 days
Guess who, gorgeous =) That's right. It's YOU! The you of the past. I suppose I'll start with a general life update: I'm 14. Apollo is 9 weeks old and ridiculously cute, even though he loves to chew on everything and keep me up at night. I've been writing poetry and drawing things and trying to be a better person. I have all B's in school (or at least I will, once I get these last English and History assignments in) which is rather disappointing. Terrah is God knows where and I think I've finally stopped missing her. Kristen is really close to getting her permit and I'm crazy happy for her. Katie and Seth are a cute couple and I will be pissed if they've broken up by the time you read this. I really hope Matt Smith isn't a part of your life anymore. I think I'm pretty much over it, but sometimes...anyways, yeah, I hope you're less pathetic. I am getting paid fifteen bucks an hour to tutor... you sure as hell better have a good job, missy. I also hope that you can draw like Todd Lockwood and have the body of a supermodel, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up. Go hug your mom. She's awesome. The Japan Tsunami/earthquakes/nuclear crisis JUST happened, like, a month ago. That's kind of a big deal. Dad just paid $4.29 for regular gasoline in Carlsbad. I love anything written by E.E.Knight and I can't wait for the Hunger Games and Temeraire movies to come out. Elizabeth Taylor just died. We just bombed Libya. Last weekend was movie night and a trip to the snow :D it was fuuuuun. While writing this, I was eating spray cheese on saltine crackers. Ubiquitous is a really good word. Jo is the best person ever... probably. Did Jules Larson make it big time? Have we done anything about global warming? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO LIBYA?! Did you ever take a proper art class? Have you met the guy of your dreams yet? I've been having lots of lucid dreams lately... is that still going on? Have you written that book yet? WELL, WHY THE HELL NOT?! Sit down and write something RIGHT NOW. You have time, obviously, or you wouldn't be sitting here reading this. Draw something, too, preferably a dragon. A really cool one. BREATHING FIRE. With a hot chick on his back. Yeah. THAT is art. Are you in college? Are you still a ninja? Did you ever get the glasses you need? WHERE ARE YOUR YELLOW SUNGLASSES? Anyways. Will write a better letter later. Hasta, sexy ;) roughly every 2456 days Hey Kaitlyn; this is you, from the past, dont freak out lol i wrote this when I (we?) was 17 from this "hassle me" website that I found on "stumbleupon". I dont really know what to say, are you still really bad with your words? Tell me, have you had your first kiss yet? do you have a boyfriend? husband? What was university like? where did you end up going? do you still live in canada? or have you gone to some place warm? did you ever go back to Wales? are you planning to? have you/are you travelling lots? Hows your career going? did you make it? who are you working with? what are you working on? is it everything that you had ever dreamed that it would be? have you finally gotten in to shape? (haha sorry for that one :P ) Most of all though, what I really want to know is, are you happy? and if your not happy why the hell not! fix it! do whatever you have to do to make yourself happy. And I know that you've probably stoped going to church, but do me a favor and start going again ok? thanks, it means alot to me. (P.S. If this website still exists you should write yourself another email for another six years) I Love you, no matter what you have become, because I know that you sre still a great person, dont let people tell you otherwise. <3 ~Kaitlyn (me, you?) roughly every 2190 days
Continue reading, as this is from Cricket, age 17. July 26, 2012. I sure hope you have your life put together by now, but just in case not, don't forget what it was like having a job after high school. MaryJo always scheduling you for another day next week if you tried starting a conversation with her. I hope that you are popular, and know who to keep in and shut out by now,but just in case not, don't forget that you were home schooled and making friends is hard. Especially friends that are keep-able. Never forget Hannah, who went to STA freshman year, transferred to Meige her sophomore year, and transferred to KCA her junior year! Call her, right now. Doesn't matter if you just talked, or if it's 4 in the morning, do it now! I would like to think that you have the job you've always wanted. Travelling and translating, leading and teaching, wrapped up into a nice money-wrought package. But, just in case you haven't, don't forget there's always time. You can't fuck it up unless you're dead. So don't be dead. Ever. Live forever in your mind, but keep that body in shape too. You were supposed to have just graduated from college, and if you were lucky enough, you've graduated a year early. But just in case this is merely a dream, make sure you take every learning opportunity you get. But, knowing myself, I'll never really need to remind myself of this. Five years isn't all that much, but I want to make sure you have achieved all you wanted to when you were 17. 1. I want to have a job. 2. I want to say I know what love is. 3. I want to have someone I can say I love. 4. I want to be better connected with my family. 5. I want to speak 2 languages fluently, excluding English. 6. I want to still be friends with Hannah D, Sibel A, Anna M, Elena S, Sasha N, Lena W, Anna H, Neil F, Gideon E, Benjamin B and his brother, Declan B, Kathleen N, and many others. 7. I want to have mentored someone in anything. 8. I want to still be in choir. 9. I want to still play video games. 10. I want to still accept myself for who I am, but continue the self-analyzation process which allows me to grow. 11. I want to still be green. (Remember that, green, gold, blue, orange?) 12. I want to still be ESTP. (Meyers Briggs and Jung). 13. I want to have a FAVORITE: movie, song, comedian, color, TV show, animal. 14. I want to be having fun in my life. roughly every 1871 days Hey future me, right now, I'm 16 years old, it's less than a week till my 17th birthday. I'm looking forward to the concerts and comedy gigs I've got lined up for this year, Lady Gaga, Biffy Clyro, Mitchell and Webb and more I hope! The book I’m reading right now is, the Amulet of Samarkand, (the bartimaeus trilogy) by Jonathan Stroud. What’re you reading? I'm not looking forward to how cold the water at stoney cove is going to be when I do my open water dive in April, but I am looking forward to getting my qualification and diving in warmer climates. Also you better have done some underwater photography 'cause it looks amazing! So what're you doing right now?? It's five years in the future; it's your 22nd birthday soon (god damn you're OLD!) What're you doing with you're life? What colour is your hair now? Did you get good grades in college? Did you make better friends with the people in your class? Are you still friends with any of them? Do you still like the same kind of music you do now? How’s the mac holding up? Have you tried smoking? Drugs? Have you fallen in love yet? Have you even had a boyfriend? or a girlfriend? Are you still friends with Luke? Alice? Amy? Suzie? Did you make up with Emma? Why was she mad anyway? Did you go to uni? What’re you studying? Did you ever do psychology? Take a gap year? Travel? Volunteer for the Samaritans? Did you ever go into recovery? If not maybe you should, This is causing you and others around you so much pain right now but you just weren’t ready to break free. You know recovery won’t work unless you want it to so I hope you’ve reached a point where you are ready. –hugs from the past you- <3 OH! Has Alice married Lloyd? Did you break up with turnip? I’m sure she must’ve done. Do you even know Jo anymore? Has anyone else got married? Found love? Had kids? You better not be married you’re too young! You’ve probably got a job now haven’t you!? What do you do? I hope you enjoy it, if not quit! Do you still have Archie and Ollie? If you do, go find them and give them hugs now! What’s midge up to? He’ll be 20 now! Do you still call him midge? Did he do well in his GCSEs and get into KEGS? Did he go to uni? I’m sure he did, is he studying medicine? Or does he want to be a teacher? Or something different entirely? Are you happy?? Oh you better not change your email, or die or anything before this gets to you, I know that’s not much motivation to keep living but there are lots of people that care about you even if they don’t always show it. Love yourself. Oh and you better not have gotten fat or I will have to come down there and kick some serious future butt! I hope you’re having a good life and nobody was reading this over your shoulder, if they are, I’m sorry! Well see you in 5 years! xxxxx roughly every 1826 days
DO. YOUR. FUCKING. HOMEWORK. ...bitch. roughly every 1826 days to email Hayden, the jesus freak, to see if he is still praying for me everyday like he said he would. big_h2012@hotmail.com roughly every 1825 days
Today is December 15, 2009. I'm your 24-year-old self, and you're almost 30. Is your ass in gear? Have you been living up to your potential? If not, what the hell are you doing just sitting there? You better have your masters' degree and plans for your PhD. No, it sure as hell isn't a lofty goal. You're almost 30, and when you were 15 you believed you'd have completed your PhD by then. You MUST have stopped smoking by now. Are you exercising? Eating right? You only live once, make sure you're hot while living it. No, 30 isn't too old. You still have more than half your life left. Give your parents a call! The purpose of life is a life of purpose. I love you. -R roughly every 1825 days You know, you signed up for this crazy hassle to be delivered to you 5 years from now... Its kind of like looking into the future, isn't it? Well, anyway, good look in 2013.. I hope things are going well between you and Kyriaelison. You know, she loves you, and you love her too. Please God, don't let it have changes. You two are happy together. If you're not with her anymore, you better still be a virgin, and you better go after her ass. You ain't gonna find another fucking girl as wonderful as she is and you know it. You love her, go after her. Did whatever cockslut you're dating now. You deserve better. roughly every 1825 days
Hello Jessica =) I bet you forgot about this, didn't you? That's alright,just as long as you haven't let yourself forget about ME! Let me start with a review of life at the moment: I'm 14 years old right now. I'm recovering from knee surgery, and I'm scared out of my mind because the leg keeps swelling up. I think I might have damaged it again, and... I don't think I can make it through another operation. Morgan left today after almost a week here; I'm sort of relieved to see her go. I love her to pieces, but sometimes she can be so cruel... the comments about my weight, my appearance, cut me to pieces, even though I never let them see. Robert and Kristen are broken up, but still somehow fighting and 'in love'... I don't understand. I'm really confused about Robert... he hurt me when he sent those messages to Kristen, but we're so similar, and he seems so nice; I don't know what to make of him. I'm very concerned about school- sometimes I really want to go to JCS again, and sometimes the thought terrifies me. I have to admit, the fantasy that Matt might be there again is a major factor; I feel like such an ass, casting aside his friendship like I did, and (on top of it) unable to see what I had until I lost it. I'm confused about my religion. I most certainly believe in God, and Jesus, but I think I believe in Animal Totems too, and Energy healing... but I fear that this, too, is all in my head. Speaking of all in my head- have you met dreamboy yet? Are you still searching? If you haven't found him, remember the promise that you made when you were 14. Have you written your novel yet? If so- good job! I always had faith in you. If not- WHY THE HELL NOT? Get your ass in gear, woman, and write that book! What have you been doing all this time??? Are you in college? Have you found your calling? Did you finally lose that weight?? Are you eating your green vegetables? ...where is Terrah? I wish you could tell me now, and save me the fear. Do you still play The Sims 2 and Zoo Tycoon 2? Those games are bomb ;) Now, I have a few things to say to you, words of wisdom and instructions. "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance." ~ Confucius "Our preferences and prejudices are but mirrors of ourselves... you cannot love or hate something in another person unless it reflects something you love or hate in yourself." ~Jessica McMeans Love your family, love your friends, love your animals, love God, love yourself. Treasure each day and the lessons and opportunities it brings. Give your full self to those you love... they are gone far too soon. Smile a little more. Cry a little less. Paint a picture of your spirit, and show it to the world. Tell him you love him, and kiss him for me- you would not be the person you are now without him. Remember how much Mom gave up to give you a better life, and honor her every day. Don't lose your phone charger. Do your homework. Find your passion, and never let it go. Best friends are the only ones worth having. Rob Thomas owns part of your soul. Tuesday is a good day for Kumquats. "Things never happen the same way twice."~Aslan. Whenever you ride in a car, or an airplane, look at the clouds and imagine soaring through them on your own wings. Paint a picture with your words. If you promise not to forget who you were, I'll promise not to forget who I'll become. ~Jessica McMeans, Friday, August 6th, 2010, 1:29am roughly every 1825 days Although this amount of time is not very much in retrospect, you must still check that your goals as a younger person have been accomplished. Please tell me you graduated from uni and have found a decent job. Please say that the uni loans aren't too bad and that you are still living in London because you know in your heart going back is not an option. If things have gone correctly, you should be married by now. Did you choose love? money? a visa? Is it someone you know now? Because J is a really sweet guy and if he let you, things might be amazing between you. B is a really great guy and really well off and so helpful, but you know he would probably chuck you for any little reason. That's the thing about the English..they don't seem to fully understand the concept of love. It's not like you are the one to teach them though. Are you thinner? Have the pills been working? I know it's something we will always work on, but maybe by now, you have found someone like A who loves you because of these flaws. Do you still feel like you should not have let him go? how are your friends? Did you ever make up with V? Are you still friends with E? Or did you fuck it up again? How are J and A back in America? What are you sisters doing? MKP should be in the career market now...is she making you proud to be her older sister? Is the youngest one doing alright? Is she behaving better? Does she still hate you? Hopefully by this time she can better understand that you had to leave. If you didn't you probably would have died there. Please. Please, just tell me live doesn't turn out to be as horrible as it seems like it will end up. I hope you've learned to love yourself. - You're 21/22 year old self. roughly every 1810 days
Dear me, This is your 21 year old self in August of 2010. I sure hope everything is going well! You should have your bachelors degree now. If not, get your lazy ass off the computer and get to work! I sure hope you and Josh are doing well. I can't imagine not being with him. But if you have been mean to him, just remember right now how much you loved him when you were 21. I think he's about to ask you to marry him. You don't deserve this in the least bit. Never think that you do. Get up right now. Find him where ever he is and let him know how much you care for him and how much he means to your life. Jazz should be 6 now. Wow, crazy. Just remember, she's the reason you have to get up each day. Be a good mom! Remind her how much you care about her everyday! REMEMBER: The purpose of your life is a life of purpose! roughly every 1460 days I'm going to get this shortly before college graduation. Wow. Today is April 6, 2009, freshman year. I'm 18. Goals: get certified in bartending, yoga, and Pilates. Start a dance company! Have an awesome boyfriend, at least for a while. I hope I weigh less than 140 without doing anything stupid to get there. I hope I'm still in touch with Kim, Cory, Arianna, and Suzanne. I hope Suzanne is still alive... since she's so messed up right now. I hope I'm happy and I've found my place and what I want to do. I hope switching to Gallatin was right for me. I hope I still dance, choreograph, draw, and write (even though I've not been doing much of any of those). I wonder if I went to Italy. Do I still intend to stay in NYC? Do I have a new dog? Did I legally change my name from Erin to Eryn? Am I still completely broke and dependent or have I found a decent way to make money? Have I found a way to make money doing what I love when I graduate? What do I love now? Right now so much of my focus is on being healthy and loving life. Am I healthy and do I love life? Do I do good things for myself and others? Am I proud of myself for who and what I have become? I hope so. So, future self, hello and goodbye. ~Eryn roughly every 1111 days
Hey there, 17 year old you again, speaking from HassleMe. How was your junior year of college? Excited for senior year finally? How was that One Direction concert way back in July 2013? Did you meet the boys this time? Did they tell you you were lovely? Was it all you wanted and more? Are you going to any other One Direction concerts in the future? Are they planning anything new soon? Do you even still like them? Do you have a boyfriend yet? Are you in love? Have you moved into your own apartment? What's college like? Hope you're doing well xx roughly every 1095 days Hey there, 17 year old you again, speaking from HassleMe. How was your junior year of college? Excited for senior year finally? How was that One Direction concert way back in July 2013? Did you meet the boys this time? Did they tell you you were lovely? Was it all you wanted and more? Are you going to any other One Direction concerts in the future? Are they planning anything new soon? Do you even still like them? Do you have a boyfriend yet? Are you in love? Have you moved into your own apartment? What's college like? Hope you're doing well xx roughly every 1095 days
Hey there, 17 year old you again, speaking from HassleMe. How was your junior year of college? Excited for senior year finally? How was that One Direction concert way back in July 2013? Did you meet the boys this time? Did they tell you you were lovely? Was it all you wanted and more? Are you going to any other One Direction concerts in the future? Are they planning anything new soon? Do you even still like them? Do you have a boyfriend yet? Are you in love? Have you moved into your own apartment? What's college like? Hope you're doing well xx roughly every 1095 days Dang your 30 years Old remember when we thought 30 was old! OK Hey you probably forgot all about this day... Your probably are sitting there thinking where did this email come from? It’s me! Well You then... So you were sitting there at the office thinking about vacation and having a family and your life up till this point and what your future will be like. I’ve been married to Tim now for 52 days! Remember then. Could it get any better? Did it get bad? If we have kids go give them a hug and go buy them a video game to play with daddy. Please tell me i'm a size 6? I know i’m working out even after kids right? I am also a non smoker still right? I know it was only a year nonsmoking but I wouldn’t go back right? I want you to do some things for me that I didn’t do when I was 26 i’m going to list 10 things and you go do them I don’t care what day or time this email shows up start just pick one but get them all done in the next 30 days! Or ill hassle you again (you know I will) maybe I already did! 1. Go get the best cup of coffee ever take Tim with you and tell him all about this email talk about your first date remember the last time you two sat and enjoyed a cup of coffee together? 2. Attempt to make lamb for Tim 3. Go to the cabinet and take 3 shots of what ever is in there you non drinking pussy! 4. Now call your mom and talk to her. Anytime she upsets you take another shot! Stay on the phone for 30 min or until she hangs up or you’re too drunk to talk 5. Call her back and apologies another day! 6. Do the same thing with Annie Nicole Julie Sarah Erica or visit if close by! But the shots must be there too. 7. Plan skydiving don’t just say your gonna go plan it do it!!! 8. Go to where you had your last cigarette ever (assuming your stubborn ass still don’t smoke) sit and enjoy how far you have come! 9. If we have kids take them somewhere for a fun time! Maybe the malls play land if it’s still cool LOVE THEM TEACH THEM GROW THEM! Be a good parent the best!! 10. Turn on your IPOD and listen to that stupid Taylor Swift album Fearless remember how it made you feel when you were young! Ok that’s all I can think of right now but future self I probably hate past me for so much but forgive yourself if you haven’t yet. You are a good person you weren’t always but you are and you disserve to be happy. Stop being hard on yourself be nicer to everyone and just LET GO AND LET GOD! roughly every 1095 days
Forget about this? I knew it would make a nice surprise. It's like a time capsule without getting your hands dirty. Well just before that snowday and second semester of your first year, this is what was on your mind: •the beatles •brown paper bag poems •Will I ever get good at guitar? •scared to choose a direction and dive in. I see beautiful potential everywhere that I am terrified to disrupt •Unusually boisterous and disorganized. please tell me you're confidant, humble, and more collected •married? •did you wait? •How has your time at City Church developed? •Acting? •Studio? •...did Grandmother live to see me graduate?.. •did you stop "mashing" bumps on your face like she always hassled you about? •who am I going to be? •why have I always been different? Did you ever come to a full conclusion? •Juliet •Robin •Brooke •Logan •Ben •Wooten •Has kyle changed? •Still most of the same friends? •Have you found her? •anything unexpected? •Travels since Moldova '09 • Did you sort yourself out, stop analyzing everything, and actually be someone you would love to be around? •are you funny, teasing, competitive, witty, and enthusiastic? •Are you strong and tough, emotionally controlled, sexy (charisma), and mysterious? roughly every 1095 days Hey. Remember me on this day? You think back on this every 25,762.8 hours. >=3 Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei; Goodbye, Mr. Despair. The Death of JackD. roughly every 1073 days
Go study for west civ, and play with your biffffer kyjjj. and honestly, honestly, do you think robots are going to take over the world? €€€€€€€€€€ € roughly every 1000 days 1,000 days ago you were: *scared to start college *wondering whether to major in psych or art *very much in love with Vadim *Listening to "Easy To Fall in Love" by Brighten *using StumbleUpon *loving The Shins *18 and laying on your bed with your HP. *completely broke and jobless *scared of being pregnant *afraid to miss your friends *afraid to make new ones *a pothead *having an amazing sex life *still getting over the pain of Therese leaving *wearing Birkenstocks *keeping in contact with Holly Morressi *not a Christian. *not lying to yourself. I hope you're happy, and if you're not then find a way to get there. And give Mike Ancona and Jack Stanholt a call, you fucking loser. They love you to death. roughly every 1000 days
breathe, eat and bathe. and possibly brush your teeth roughly every 1000 days I screwed around on my kid with Shalon and girls like Sara and Mark told everyone in the free world I did it now with this help I can tell the whole world that same feature roughly every 1000 days
Hi Future Me! roughly every 1000 days You are beautiful :) roughly every 1000 days
strut roughly every 1000 days Live a nice life! roughly every 1000 days
SMILE!!! roughly every 912 days There are incidents in one's life which, through some haphazard coincidence of time and mood, acquire a symbolic value. Harriet's attendance at the Shrewsbury Gaudy was of this kind. In spite of minor incongruities and absurdities, it had shown itself to have one definite significance; it had opened up to her the vision of an old desire, long obscured by a forest of irrelevant fancies, but now standing up unmistakable, like a tower set on a hill. Two phrases rang in her ears: the Dean's, 'It's the work you're doing that really counts'; and that one melancholy lament for eternal loss: 'Once, I was a scholar.' roughly every 900 days
There are incidents in one's life which, through some haphazard coincidence of time and mood, acquire a symbolic value. Harriet's attendance at the Shrewsbury Gaudy was of this kind. In spite of minor incongruities and absurdities, it had shown itself to have one definite significance; it had opened up to her the vision of an old desire, long obscured by a forest of irrelevant fancies, but now standing up unmistakable, like a tower set on a hill. Two phrases rang in her ears: the Dean's, 'It's the work you're doing that really counts'; and that one melancholy lament for eternal loss: 'Once, I was a scholar.' roughly every 900 days There are incidents in one's life which, through some haphazard coincidence of time and mood, acquire a symbolic value. Harriet's attendance at the Shrewsbury Gaudy was of this kind. In spite of minor incongruities and absurdities, it had shown itself to have one definite significance; it had opened up to her the vision of an old desire, long obscured by a forest of irrelevant fancies, but now standing up unmistakable, like a tower set on a hill. Two phrases rang in her ears: the Dean's, 'It's the work you're doing that really counts'; and that one melancholy lament for eternal loss: 'Once, I was a scholar.' roughly every 900 days
There are incidents in one's life which, through some haphazard coincidence of time and mood, acquire a symbolic value. Harriet's attendance at the Shrewsbury Gaudy was of this kind. In spite of minor incongruities and absurdities, it had shown itself to have one definite significance; it had opened up to her the vision of an old desire, long obscured by a forest of irrelevant fancies, but now standing up unmistakable, like a tower set on a hill. Two phrases rang in her ears: the Dean's, 'It's the work you're doing that really counts'; and that one melancholy lament for eternal loss: 'Once, I was a scholar.' roughly every 900 days Change your underwear, fool! roughly every 900 days
Remember this? Don't forget to go to grad school, find yourself a nice lady, and make something of your life. Just be happy :) roughly every 834 days Slap the person next to you(preferably to the left, if not the right shall do) roughly every 824 days
It's May 11, 2012. The end of the world is today. Hope you prayed last night! roughly every 784 days Belive as it has been 777 days since you signed up for this. Remember that you loved life and couldn't think of anything better to learn and experience more of God's love and the beauty of his creation. You are older but the future is bright and anything is possible. Don't loose motivation, and don't loose hope. You are loved and have been blessed. Don't forget. roughly every 777 days
Seven hundred and seventy-seven days. August 28 2016. Voices from the past. Voices to the future. roughly every 777 days www.hassleme.co.uk roughly every 730 days
Today is Nov. 15, 2009. In exactly 5 months and one day you'll (finally) be graduating from college! Hope it's as wonderful as you always imagined. Don't let the student loans destroy you, God will always provide. Work your ass off to get the job you dream of, no matter what it is. You didn't work this hard to get through college to end up in a shitty job. If you're still single - keep your head up. God has someone in store for you that is worth waiting for. Don't settle for anyone less than you deserve. Remember Cory and how wonderful he was? Think of him when you question if you'll ever find someone perfect for you. If you're still thinking about law school, go for it! You've had a long enough break now; go back or you never will. Remember that sometimes you choose change and sometimes it happens for you, but it always ends up routine; the chaos doesn't last forever. Think back to McCuddy's class when making an ethical decision, because you know you'll have to, and you know what you need to do. Remember that standing up for what is right sometimes means you are standing alone. (You've been there before and can do it again). Don't ever get overwhelmed by money and forget where you came from. Don't judge those around you, especially your family for not having what you do or not doing what you've done. Don't forget to give back to God the way he gave back to you!!! Remember the last semester of college God provided for you so you didn't have to quit again. Give back to Him and give back to the Church. And if you ever have the money, don't forget the times you smiled when dreaming about paying off a strangers bills because you wish someone had done it for you. Don't forget that you smiled about paying someone's grocery bill in the line in front of you or that you smiled about setting up a scholarship fund for students regardless of GPA. You had an amazing roller-coaster of a ride to get to where you are and I hope it's somewhere fantastic. (Just incase you're still in Valpo - I am too right now, and I am STILL somewhere fantastic). Remember that it's not always geographic. roughly every 730 days Non farti le pippe mentali. roughly every 684 days
Lay vengeance upon the earth. roughly every 666 days Well, you've graduated college, or should have if everything went according to plan. Did you accomplish everything you wanted to? Did you get into grad school? Do you still want to go into research, or maybe marital therapy? God, I hope you still love the world. I hope things have gotten better. Have you stayed off your meds? Do you still love A.? I hope you found someone who truly makes you happy, not just someone who isn't a dick most of the time. I wonder how your life has changed. I know one thing that stays the same--your family still loves you and is so proud of you. Go give them a big hug and thank them for all the money they've spent on you. I love you too. -P roughly every 640 days
Conquer frontier. roughly every 600 days Take a check, are you happy? Are you listening to yourself? Remember, don't rely on anyone but yourself. 22/11/07 roughly every 564 days
Dr.Williams, I have confirmation about you being quite cruel to what seems, a young child. I can assure you, I personally don't stand for this, and what you are doing is certaintly wrong. Doctor; I suggest you grow up immediately and grow a pair of balls if I am honest. The child is ony at the age of 7 and is growing to be a business man and work in McDonalds. I suggest you do not ever, EVER talk to that child, let alone, and child again. Also, I have many details on confirmation about you touching a dog. You just don't know when to stop, you sick bastard. I suggest never, and I mean EVER contact this email, persuing detail on forward notice. I think you, my friend or immediate idiot; are a pathetic fucking moron thats sucks his own ballsacks untill it's dry. You are a wanker, you are the worst segmented human, beloved onto the planet. Thank you for you're time, you utter segmented piece of fetish sperm, Your's sincerely, Mr.Gratrix. Prick. roughly every 540 days Look at this email, set up for you 500 days ago! Wow those 500 or so days went really quickly, didn't they? roughly every 500 days
Hahaha, I bet you forgot all about this! I hope you are enjoying life and are where you wanted to be. roughly every 500 days Look back on the past few years and enjoy what you saw. Now look forward and remember that you never want to be this person again. Don't forget how "b" changed you, but don't lead him on. You will love your 18th birthday party on Saturday the 14th, so enjoy every minute of it. If you don't get LIT this summer, get a good paying job and spend the rest of the time with your friends. They are going to college in a few months. It'll suck, but it'll be ok. Don't let your fear of flying stop you from seeing the world. Get your license! Tell a boy you love them and mean it, don't just say it because you feel bad. And most imporatantly, live each day a little bit better, love someone new tomorrow, and laugh a little bit longer next time. Life is too short to keep watching from the sidelines. roughly every 500 days
Do it today for tomorrow. roughly every 500 days This is how bored you were the day before you turned nineteen. By the way if your in worse shape than I am right now, I'm gonna go into the future and kick your ass. roughly every 500 days
Live in the present. Forgive your past. - Dove roughly every 450 days Hey Tree, This is 19 year old you speaking. No, you aren't trapped in some wibbly wobbly timey wimey space blasphemy. Though, I have been called the TARDIS. Take 10 minutes to read and reflect: Right now, I'm packing to leave the hell hole that is Nassau. I'll be seeing Nick, Michall, and Jordan soon. I'm kicking myself for not being the best I could be. I want to be more intelligent, more creative, more forgiving. I want to lose the extra weight, walk the extra mile, and eat the extra veggies. You are about to turn 21. You are about to have the privilege of hoarding bottles of wine legally. DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUCKING SWEET? Well, let me ask you this: Do you deserve it? Have you earned it? Writing this now, I don't feel like I deserve anything. I hope I feel differently by the time I read this. What's your weight? How about your GPA? And your salary? Think of the kid(s) you want to support. Think about how they're going to ruin Kermy with stretch marks, but how happy you will be to make the trade. Your future is their future. Or have you taken the route of 'living life to the fullest' while not being tied down? If so, what have you discovered and learned? What lessons will you take home? Who have you met? You are beautiful, amazing, intelligent, passionate, creative, musical, danceable, goofy, adorable, cute, caring, generous, insightful, quiet, loud, colorful and glow brighter than all the stars combined. If the Doctor crashed his TARDIS into your backyard right now and popped through your window, would you be proud to tell him who you are? Would you run when he tells you to? Would you join him in his travels through time and space? Now go have a fucking bottle of wine. roughly every 441 days
hug him. roughly every 435 days hug him. roughly every 435 days
Dont forget about the music! your mother is a psycho because she doesn't listen to music. remember music affects mood etc, so keep listening all the time man. see you in a year :D roughly every 400 days Kyk waar jy gaan! roughly every 400 days
seguro mechonit 2131 roughly every 400 days If you haven't been on holiday recently or have one booked very soon, do it now. Just remember you promised yourself to see the world and visit more amazing things, and spend shit-loads of quality time with your lovely husband. :) with love from 2011 roughly every 400 days
Don't let the world get you down remember those anarchist thoughts you had? You better have not fucking turned into a boring ass bourgeoisie. If you have go and live on the edge for a month leave the house right now with a backpack, the essentials (no bullshit), and your bike and don't come back for weeks, months, years. Fuck work, fuck the world, fuck everything you need to LIVE!!! roughly every 400 days Beware the blue walrus's left eye! roughly every 388 days
Do you still want to be a cosmologist ? or physicist ? i hope so...if not watch more Professor Brian Cox videos AND DO SOME MORE MATHS WITH MUM remember last year when you used to do maths over the summer holidays ? YOU LEARNED SO MUCH ! ratio,algebra,long division and soooooo much more :) Have you been moved up a maths set ? are you doing well is your science classes physics, biology ect..Because if you want..you can do ANYTHING ! you just have to put effort into it..right now go ask mum to do some maths with you..GO If she is not home REMEMBER TO ASK THE NEXT DAY !! nick a book from school like you did last year :)just revise something remember you have GCSE's next year. O.O I beg you future self..you are listening to a 13 year old girl you are nearly 15 now and you have to get your head down if you want to do that VERY special job..P.S i am happy your not dead yet :) roughly every 385 days iptu fam.gud roughly every 370 days
You DAMN well better have finished the redesign on http://www.bad-neighborhood.com/ by now!! roughly every 366 days Change the battery on the sprinkler system control panel. roughly every 365 days

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