Publicly visible hassles
Below are 100 things which users of HassleMe have asked to be unpredictably reminded of. Reload the page for another 100. Warning! There may be strong language within hassles, that's just the way people are. Don't read them if that bothers you.
| WORK FOR FUCKING SAKE roughly every 1 day | Play more guitar roughly every 4 days |
| Send mum a present to cheer her up roughly every 70 days | Call Jenn roughly every 30 days |
| Date with Dave recently? roughly every 7 days | Get to the Gym, Now!!!! Vacation is coming ;) roughly every 2 days |
| get my ass fucked roughly every 7 days | Hey it's 17yr old you! Remember that wedsite Stumbleupon or Hassle? Well that's how I'm emailing you from the past I want to ask you things to keep you on track(we both know no one else will help you,have they ever?) How's J.D.? did you marry him? Are you happy? Did you dump him or vice versa? How's Brittany and her baby Norma? Are you still singing?...does anybody listen? Did you move back to Cal or stay in new York? Dud you ever meet your real dad? How's your ass of a step? is your mother alright? Do you still put fushia in your hair? Didn't anyone at church miss you when you started to go less?(so far no one cares) How's did your time in the Oa turn out Do you have kids? Do you have a job you can love? Could you find the money for collage? are you in debt? Do you have a garden? Do you still go to church? Can you speak in tongues? Do you have someone to grow old with? Do you still love Fall because it the perfect rime of year? Did anyone remember you at the class reunion? Are you better at spelling yet? Did you ever go to japan? Do you still love silver things? Is your favorite smell the rain? Are you still alive? roughly every 3650 days |
| Exercise! NOW! Love, your sexy-jump-on-your-husband- the-moment-he-walks-through-the-door lingerie roughly every 1 day | do more photography roughly every 5 days |
| WORK YOUR SEXY ASS OUT! roughly every 4 days | stop eating chocolate roughly every 1 day |
| Are you acting like someone people want to be around? roughly every 5 days | Spend an hour a day mon-fri learning Portuguese. roughly every 5 days |
| live laugh love constantly roughly every 2 days | Live in the now. Consciously either be accepting, enjoying or enthusiastic about what you're doing. roughly every 3 days |
| Jennifer Louise Gibbs, How much of your novel have you actually taken the time to write? Have you finished that kids' book yet? What about your Native American Astrology book? Get on it woman... I'm NOT joking! Jenn roughly every 2 days | write something, anything roughly every 1 day |
| lol roughly every 1 day | "Yesterday is not Today" Spanish Proverb roughly every 20 days |
| clean cell phone roughly every 7 days | Stop feeding your face roughly every 2 days |
| Write, damn you, write! No excuses, just do it. roughly every 4 days | not eat junk food!! roughly every 1 day |
| Work out and be happy! roughly every 2 days | eXERCISE roughly every 2 days |
| Feed the snakes. roughly every 14 days | Keep it real roughly every 23 days |
| Drink 140 oz of water, eat up to 1500 calories and BE HAPPY! roughly every 1 day | I'm becoming a better person every day roughly every 5 days |
| socialise with real people, in fresh air roughly every 5 days | play guitar roughly every 7 days |
| Swim roughly every 9 days | payback your ex-fiance the $800 you promised, on your word as a man, to repay her roughly every 1 day |
| Press Play for your P90X Workout!!! roughly every 1 day | Write in journal roughly every 3 days |
| make sure house is looking good for mom, check the mail, take out the trash! roughly every 2 days | Get off your ass! roughly every 1 day |
| Drink water roughly every 2 days | Get in a workout! roughly every 2 days |
| randomly make someones day roughly every 4 days | look for a new place, damnit! roughly every 2 days |
| Keep being handsome! roughly every 1 day | once upon a time you wanted to die roughly every 3599 days |
| Pray. Stay tuned in with God, keep self in check, admit wrongs and ask forgiveness. Have faith that God's will is coming into play and is for the betterment of myself and life in a whole. roughly every 3 days | Change my underwear. Shave my stache. Pick my nose. Wipe my butt. Shake twice. Use deoderant. Text my Ginger. Shave your legs. Swim laps around the Olympic diving pool. Ginger Ginger Ginger ginger. roughly every 1 day |
| Hey computer monkey, get out of the house and GO PLAY SOME POOL ! roughly every 4 days | WORK OUT! roughly every 2 days |
| God, Amanda! You're such a slob! Go out! Go excercise! Go DDR!!! Jesus Christ. ... ... And clean your room. roughly every 1 day | jot down hrs for work and school projects and assignmennts in mini cal roughly every 1 day |
| 5 minutes writing. Now. roughly every 3 days | ligar JCX- LIGAR ZEMANO CORUM-BAI roughly every 7 days |
| be grateful roughly every 3 days | Practice guitar! roughly every 3 days |
| Embrace life, Nataly:) You've come along way! roughly every 2 days | Get off the internet and work out! roughly every 1 day |
| Don't forget to be happy! roughly every 100 days | Stop buying clothes and save up for that holiday next year!!! roughly every 5 days |
| take pictures! roughly every 7 days | Get off of your ass and go to the gym you lazy SOB. Will roughly every 2 days |
| Accounting and GST roughly every 2 days | go to the gym roughly every 3 days |
| suck cock and get fucked roughly every 7 days | Have you walked today?? Hey? roughly every 3 days |
| Live life with no regrets! BE BOLD roughly every 7 days | Remember to have patience with your children - giving them lots of hugs and kisses is not enough. Do not yell, Do not blame, Do not be sarcastic at them; they deserve better than you had growing up. Teach them how to deal with frustration in an effective manner. Also, remember to help them with their school work instead of nagging. I bet most of the kids that go to Harvard either went to private school or had parents that encouraged and helped them every day with school work. You CAN be that parent. roughly every 4 days |
| go running with the for 35 minutes roughly every 3 days | Are you working out? Lazy ass! You wanna look sexy in that bikini on the beach! roughly every 4 days |
| Love Bryan with all your heart. :] <3333 roughly every 1 day | eat lunch roughly every 100 days |
| Write more. Drink less. roughly every 7 days | write in my journal roughly every 1 day |
| don't procrastinate! roughly every 5 days | Go Swimming! roughly every 7 days |
| To call my mother. She's more than just a ride home ya'know. roughly every 7 days | Be a hero roughly every 11 days |
| sdfdfsdf roughly every 1 day | Call mom. Practice music. Find a Job. roughly every 3 days |
| Give up Needing to be Right! roughly every 1 day | Hey it's 17yr old you! Remember that wedsite Stumbleupon or Hassle? Well that's how I'm emailing you from the past I want to ask you things to keep you on track(we both know no one else will help you,have they ever?) How's J.D.? did you marry him? Are you happy? Did you dump him or vice versa? How's Brittany and her baby Norma? Are you still singing?...does anybody listen? Did you move back to Cal or stay in new York? Dud you ever meet your real dad? How's your ass of a step? is your mother alright? Do you still put fushia in your hair? Didn't anyone at church miss you when you started to go less?(so far no one cares) How's did your time in the Oa turn out Do you have kids? Do you have a job you can love? Could you find the money for collage? are you in debt? Do you have a garden? Do you still go to church? Can you speak in tongues? Do you have someone to grow old with? Do you still love Fall because it the perfect rime of year? Did anyone remember you at the class reunion? Are you better at spelling yet? Did you ever go to japan? Do you still love silver things? Is your favorite smell the rain? Are you still alive? roughly every 3650 days |
| Get out the funk. The only standards to live by are your own. Look them in the eye and breathe deep. Life's limited. roughly every 5 days | Feed my fish roughly every 1 day |
| DO YOUR TAXES FOR LAST YEAR AND THIS YEAR FUCKER roughly every 1 day | 4th sept Pop the Question to Sarah.... roughly every 290 days |
| Stop nagging Jon to be a better guy when you know he's amazing just the way he is. You love him. Now show it. roughly every 4 days | PAY THE CAR NOTE!! roughly every 20 days |
| right now is your chance to create the most beautiful, powerful moment of your life. pay attention, follow through with your intention. roughly every 2 days | Do some reading or a lecture. roughly every 3 days |
| Take medication twice daily. roughly every 1 day | Ring Grandma roughly every 7 days |
| Estudiar, estudiar, estudiar, echarle ganas a la escuela, comer bien, sonreir, leer más. roughly every 7 days | eat fruits and vegetables roughly every 5 days |
| Take a look at something on http://www.innovationtools.com roughly every 9 days | write something, anything roughly every 1 day |
| Meditate. Find yourself and your inner balance. roughly every 5 days | eat roughly every 999 days |
| Call someone and give them your love roughly every 3 days | Transfer $5 into the savings account! roughly every 7 days |
| Hey you! It's the 23 year old you. Do you remember being 23? You were freaking out about be 24 this month and now look at where you're at...33?! Eesh, you must be PISSED. Anyway, I just wanted to check in on you. Make sure you're staying on track...living life. You know the good stuff. Unless you're dead. And in that case, you'll never get this letter from the 23 year old you. Oh gosh, did I just say that?! Ok, so we'll be optimistic and say you didn't die and that you DO get this e-mail. Now that that is out of the way, how's it going? Not sure why I'm asking you a question seeing you can't really talk to me anymore, but nonetheless, I am curious. Hopefully when you read this you'll be able to say "I'm good. Doing great. Never been better." Hopefully when you read this you'll have gotten your MS in Instructional Design & Technology. 23 year old you is in the process of applying for the program at UT. I think you’re a shoe-in for the program, but it would have been up to you to keep up with your studies and be successful in it. Your dad mentioned that you could probably work with Lockheed Martin with the degree you get. Are you working there now? Oh, how’s your love life. It was kind of crappy the last few months. You were dating ‘W’ but you broke that off. Weren’t getting what you wanted. Was really crappy because ‘W’ was being manipulative. Hopefully you didn’t go back because ‘W’ will never really be able to give you what you want. If you are with ‘W,’ this is really awkward. But, you were deadest on your decision when you broke it off and when the shit hit the fan, soo…maybe you stuck with it? You started seeing ‘N.’ AMAZEBALLS. Seriously. Amazing. You were so impressed with ‘N.’ ‘N’ would do ANYTHING for you. So super totally sweet. Possibly, ‘the one.’ Well, is ‘N’ still the one?! Are you still with ‘em?! Hoping for a YES. If it’s a NO, ouch..sucks. Something must’ve gone HORRIBLY wrong. I’m telling you…this one was a keeper. Just reflect on it and you’ll see. What adventures have you gone on? You have a horrible memory so hopefully you started writing them down. Have you performed? It was your passion. For YEARS. You kind of stopped doing it so you could make a paycheck. Understandable seeing that those student loans were raping you in the asshole. Are you still being raped by them? Here’s to hoping they’re paid off. REALLY hoping they’re paid off. Oh, do you remember trying to buy a new car at the 23 year old you? You really wanted to. Did you end up getting a Toyota Corolla or a Honda Accord?! Those were the two you wanted. Maybe the you now has a fancy schmancy car! Oh, you also just chopped off all your hair. Basically 11 inches. Everyone talks about your hair all the time. What’s it like now? Short? Long? Are you a mom?! Omgosh! All you could think about was getting married and being a mom! Well, are you?! Say yes, say yes, say yes. If you are a mom did you think your babies looked like an alien at first? You always say that babies are ugly and look like aliens. “No such thing as a cute baby.” It was your mantra (motto?!). Ok, so 23 year old you has run out of questions. Basically, here’s to hoping your life has and is still becoming everything you’ve wanted it to be. You’re a great person. Despite what others tell you, so never give up on YOU. You’re worth living for. roughly every 3650 days | walk 1 mile a day. roughly every 3 days |
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