HassleMe Because sometimes in life,
you just need to be nagged...

Publicly visible hassles

Below are 100 things which users of HassleMe have asked to be unpredictably reminded of. Reload the page for another 100. Warning! There may be strong language within hassles, that's just the way people are. Don't read them if that bothers you.

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Write your freaking blog already! roughly every 7 days Get to the gym! roughly every 2 days
loose weight significantly roughly every 4 days Run! roughly every 2 days
Stop eating crap; go to gym; lose weight; nobody likes a beached whale. roughly every 4 days Call your mother once a week. roughly every 5 days
Exercise roughly every 5 days Dang your 30 years Old remember when we thought 30 was old! OK Hey you probably forgot all about this day... Your probably are sitting there thinking where did this email come from? It’s me! Well You then... So you were sitting there at the office thinking about vacation and having a family and your life up till this point and what your future will be like. I’ve been married to Tim now for 52 days! Remember then. Could it get any better? Did it get bad? If we have kids go give them a hug and go buy them a video game to play with daddy. Please tell me i'm a size 6? I know i’m working out even after kids right? I am also a non smoker still right? I know it was only a year nonsmoking but I wouldn’t go back right? I want you to do some things for me that I didn’t do when I was 26 i’m going to list 10 things and you go do them I don’t care what day or time this email shows up start just pick one but get them all done in the next 30 days! Or ill hassle you again (you know I will) maybe I already did! 1. Go get the best cup of coffee ever take Tim with you and tell him all about this email talk about your first date remember the last time you two sat and enjoyed a cup of coffee together? 2. Attempt to make lamb for Tim 3. Go to the cabinet and take 3 shots of what ever is in there you non drinking pussy! 4. Now call your mom and talk to her. Anytime she upsets you take another shot! Stay on the phone for 30 min or until she hangs up or you’re too drunk to talk 5. Call her back and apologies another day! 6. Do the same thing with Annie Nicole Julie Sarah Erica or visit if close by! But the shots must be there too. 7. Plan skydiving don’t just say your gonna go plan it do it!!! 8. Go to where you had your last cigarette ever (assuming your stubborn ass still don’t smoke) sit and enjoy how far you have come! 9. If we have kids take them somewhere for a fun time! Maybe the malls play land if it’s still cool LOVE THEM TEACH THEM GROW THEM! Be a good parent the best!! 10. Turn on your IPOD and listen to that stupid Taylor Swift album Fearless remember how it made you feel when you were young! Ok that’s all I can think of right now but future self I probably hate past me for so much but forgive yourself if you haven’t yet. You are a good person you weren’t always but you are and you disserve to be happy. Stop being hard on yourself be nicer to everyone and just LET GO AND LET GOD! roughly every 1095 days
Change the air filter roughly every 30 days DO MY WALK AWAY THE POUNDS TAPE! PLEASE! I NEED MOTIVATION! roughly every 1 day
Get your butt to the gym NOW!!! Love, your skinny jeans and shorts! roughly every 1 day WRITE!!! roughly every 1 day
go to the gym roughly every 3 days Write something for my Live Journal prompts: one drabble, ficlet...etc. roughly every 3 days
What more could you have done today? roughly every 2 days Write another page! roughly every 2 days
Ugly DAnce! Village!1 Inoi!1 roughly every 3 days Affect someones day positively roughly every 10 days
Go to the gym u fat ass!! roughly every 1 day Get at least three goals off my list DONE! roughly every 1 day
Log food and exercise onto SparkPeople roughly every 1 day Do you want nice thighs? Yeah that's what I thought, exercise and eat celery fatass!!! You can do it! roughly every 2 days
Lose some weight & get some exercise roughly every 3 days Drink a glass of water roughly every 7 days
SHUT THE FUCK UP! roughly every 1 day Praise david for all the wonderful things he has done. Tell him how much you love him roughly every 1 day
STOP EATIN MY SESAME CAKE!! Plan some mindfuck! roughly every 23 days Go running or biking!!! roughly every 2 days
Replace broken pyrex dish roughly every 3 days Pay Bills roughly every 30 days
List 1: Your Focus List (the road ahead) What are you trying to achieve? What makes you happy? What's important to you? Design your time around those things. Because time is your one limited resource and no matter how hard you try you can't work 25/8. List 2: Your Ignore List (the distractions) To succeed in using your time wisely, you have to ask the equally important but often avoided complementary questions: what are you willing not to achieve? What doesn't make you happy? What's not important to you? What gets in the way? roughly every 365 days I’m already awesome! roughly every 1 day
exercise!!!! roughly every 2 days I love you Darko!! -Deidre. roughly every 1 day
Update my blogs roughly every 14 days Exercise you FATASSS roughly every 2 days
Call my mother roughly every 4 days Go for a 30 minute walk. Breathe deep. Enjoy nature. Leave your blackberry at home. roughly every 3 days
know that God is near and He is going to take care of you and your needs. roughly every 2 days Go to the gym! roughly every 2 days
Go work out you lazy bitch roughly every 3 days delete one design from Zazzle roughly every 360 days
Put the washing in the washbasket roughly every 3 days PRAY roughly every 1 day
Study the fuck up roughly every 1 day DO YOGA! roughly every 3 days
DO your laundry. roughly every 5 days W odniesieniu do tego, co mówisz mi o doznaniach uczuciowych podczas modlitwy my›lnej, wiedz, że jest to diabelski podstęp. Dlatego bądź uważna i czujna. Nigdy nie zaniedbuj medytacji z tego powodu. Bądź pewna, że postępując inaczej poniesiesz klęskę na całej linii (›w. o. Pio, Epist. 111, s. 405). roughly every 365 days
Drink more water. roughly every 1 day Eat some god damn fruit roughly every 2 days
Are you reading you Bible? roughly every 3 days Work out roughly every 2 days
smile,smile and smile again. be a good person, brush your teeth comb your hair hug your daughter be nice to your husband and just all around have a good fucking day. roughly every 1 day Clean at least one section of the house, and then go for a WALK! roughly every 2 days
Check for new CFPs at UPenn site!! roughly every 14 days Call your dear mother who is 86 years old and won't be here very much longer. What else are you doing that is more important? It doesn't matter what you talk about, just CALL RIGHT NOW!!! roughly every 3 days
go running anf dont eat shittty food roughly every 6 days Do something nice for someone else roughly every 7 days
Quit Smoking... roughly every 8 days Remember...Always look the truth in the eye. Don't flinch roughly every 3 days
Give Amber a kiss. roughly every 1 day make meal plan for coming week! roughly every 6 days
you souldn't smoke! smoking kills! i hope you die! just kidding. but really you should quit smoking! roughly every 1 day Put Thrive Yates Fertilizer on Fruit Trees roughly every 180 days
PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!! roughly every 4 days Work out for a minumum of 1 hour EVERY Day! Tan smart once a day! roughly every 1 day
Go Swimming roughly every 2 days not take responsibility for everything roughly every 21 days
have you done your laundry roughly every 4 days Be better. Read more. Work harder. roughly every 4 days
EXERSISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! roughly every 1 day create a new book for those small publishers roughly every 15 days
Just smile! (: roughly every 7 days go to the gym! roughly every 1 day
Clean your binder! roughly every 20 days i love you roughly every 1 day
Be punctual with my work roughly every 1 day Stick to my diet!!! roughly every 1 day
Go buy some fish - it'll taste good and they say it's good for you ! roughly every 14 days are you rescuing or are you asking for 100% of what you want? roughly every 7 days
Create! Create! Get out of your head and onto the page! roughly every 1 day Water the plants roughly every 2 days
I provide abundant wealth to my family and friends in the way of money, resources, and opportunities through happily writing, producing art such as music and other creative works, and public speaking about peaceful and enlightening subjects. roughly every 4 days Blog something roughly every 7 days
Drink water roughly every 3 days Pray for Seth roughly every 1 day
Update CV roughly every 120 days Stop eating shit! Jog a couple of miles! Love you! roughly every 15 days
Write down things I am grateful for, nice things people have said about me, and nice things I have done for other people roughly every 3 days Go exercise fatty! roughly every 4 days
Do your Pilates or you'll end up an old hag roughly every 4 days write in my journal and work out roughly every 2 days
Remember your diet!!! roughly every 2 days be creative roughly every 1 day
Call my mother. Tell her I love her and that I want to get together. roughly every 7 days Take Yo' Ass To The Gym - Swimsuit Season!!! roughly every 2 days
Change your contacts! roughly every 30 days So, have you figured out a way to have sex in a graveyard with someone in the next 60 days before your next b-day? Come on, it's your LAST chance, you're pretty well over.the.hill anyway :) roughly every 2 days